shadow creator's definitions

jealous

A word hurled both at people who are truly envious of something (often something really stupid) and cynics who don't give a fuck but just like to spite people because said people are dumbasses.

Cynic: Fuck these dumbasses, they're so obsessed with their money and stupid fucking cars.

random dickhead: fuck u ur just jealous nigga

Cynic: No, fuck you, dumbshit. I'm not jealous of your worthless and pathetic lifestyle.

by Shadow Creator January 4, 2008

music industry

Corrupt group of dumbshits that pander to the lowest common denominator. The reason that shit bands can make loads of money.

(Girl): OMFG IF PANIK SUKS Y DU THEY MAKE SO MUCH MONEY HAHAHA UR JUST JEALUS
(Guy): Because the music industry is a piece of shit, you fucking cunt.

by Shadow Creator January 4, 2008

gun

A tool that can equalize the playing field between an arrogant big man and a scared little man.

Japan banned guns in the 1500s because peasants, who had little combat experience, were using them to overthrow the samurai caste with little effort needed.

by Shadow Creator November 13, 2007

therapeutic hold

Legalized Assault with a different name.

Joe performed the therapeutic hold on James, even though he insisted that he was being violated.

by Shadow Creator September 19, 2007

delusional

An insult/label often flung at those who have beliefs that are not commonly accepted.

Person 1: I believe aliens are visiting Earth.

Person 2: OMG UR DELUSIONAL

Person 1: No I am not, I've thought about the issue thoroughly

Person 2: DELUSIONAL DELUSIONAL DELUSIONAL IM GONNA HAV U LOKD UP

by Shadow Creator March 21, 2008

empire earth

A real time strategy game spanning the ages. The first one, at its release time, was quite good, albeit a bit cheesy.

The second release was horrible, and should not be touched with a ten foot pole. The fun completely disappeared and the units performed circa 1995 AI

The third installment is set for release in November of this year and already looks like shit judging based on the 'monsters' to be included as futuristic units and the technical problems in the beta.

Empire Earth had potential but was flopped. The developers were somewhat lazy with the first but it was much more forgivable because it was released in 2000.

by Shadow Creator September 19, 2007

killzone

Fun game with weak, completely outdated weapons.

The first killzone would have been much better had they ironed out some minor issues. I wish they would just set the series in 2025 if they are going to make the weapons so similar to today's.

by Shadow Creator September 18, 2007