a night you will never remember, phone numbers you will never ring, 90 per cent bruising and a ravished bank account.
walking round the supermarket, at around 6-7pm, trying to decide which ready meal to have for dinner
- Up for a dinner cruise?
- Happy Shopper or Co-Op?
- Whatever, I'm starving, let's go.
New word for "munter" or even "minger" (archaic). From the decidedly non-sexy robot in "Futurama."
- Jeeeesus she is a reeal crushanator.
- Nah, she just munts. Mings, you know? Oh... right.
the well-known British practice of waking up at 1:40pm exactly to catch the lunchtime edition of cult soap, neighbours. see also the
five thirty five grind.
- Had a productive day?
- Well... got the one forty itch, then took in a bit of doctors and murdershewrote, then... went back to bed.
- Nice. Fancy a quick drink later?
- Well, after last night...
Buy a
one forty itch
mug!
shockingly bad present. see series 2 of i'm alan partridge.
- so what did you get for christmas?
- shit all. load of giant beefeater. you?
- same.
Buy a
giant beefeater
mug!
point at which it becomes impossible to pull/shag your friend because you've become too familiar to each other.
- So how's it going with Sam?
- She farted in front of me today. Twice. I guess we're well over the friendship horizon and into the comfort zone.
- Oh dear.
Buy a
friendship horizon
mug!
A
Crushanator - in order to pull them, you need at least ten drinks (minimum). Getting it...?
- Fuck she mings. Sorry, munts... sorry - ok, she's a tendrinkmin.
