sebastian crucial's definitions

Broasis

The local bar all the bros hang out at.

“I went to Spike's last Friday night and there were so many bros I thought it was a broasis.”

by sebastian crucial December 7, 2006

brocephus

A bro who is really into country music.

"Brian still listens to Garth Brooks, he's such a brocephus."

by sebastian crucial December 14, 2006

gnar fest

Anything pertaining to or involving something so cool or rad that is litteraly a festival of total gnarliness.

"Dude, the moive Shreddin' is a total gnar fest!"

by sebastian crucial January 24, 2007

sebastard

Anyone named Sebastian who happens to also be a bastard (literally or figuratively)

dude1"whats that asshole's name again?"
dude2"uhhh sebastian I think."
dude1"you mean sebastard"

by sebastian crucial December 14, 2006

bro

The verb from of the commonly used noun bro. Means to borrow or to give and take freely, as one bro would from another.

bro1:"Yo, dude can I bro a dollar?"
bro2:"Ye, bro!"

by sebastian crucial December 14, 2006

heshies

Like, props but related to the skateboarding world, especially old school.

Bro1:"Holy shit, Did you just land that Boneless Frontside 180 Finger Flip?"
Bro2:"Chyeah suckah"
Bro1:"Damn bro, heshies."

by sebastian crucial January 28, 2007

bro in the dark

A bro who’s never tan, and is so white that he looks like he could glow in the dark.

“Justin needs to take his shirt off and get a tan—if he doesn’t he’ll bro in the dark.”

by sebastian crucial December 7, 2006