sebastian crucial's definitions

hesh the gnar

even better than shredding the gnar.

bro1:"Hey dude you wanna go shred the gnar?"
bro2:"FUCK NA, lets hesh the gnar"
bro1:"Deal!"

by sebastian crucial January 28, 2007

bro it all

The bro who knows it all, or thinks he does.

“Dannys a total bro it all-he thinks knows everything about Converge.”

by sebastian crucial December 7, 2006

boss pimp

The biggest pimp around. Amazing/Influential member of the african american community.

charlie brown:"martin lutha kang was a boss pimp"

by sebastian crucial December 14, 2006

Broanoke

Collectively all the Bros in the city of Roanoke, VA.

bro1:"Were having a Brodown tonight with all of Broanoke."
bro2:"Fuck yeah, I love those bros!"

by sebastian crucial December 7, 2006

quad-gnar

4 times as gnarly as the usual gnarly.

dude did you see him rip that jersey slashback? that was quad-gnar brah!

by sebastian crucial November 30, 2006

Bro vs. Wade

When bros don’t use protection for sex.

“Dude, nobody’s got a condom here and Sally wants me to slam her —I guess I’m gonna have to go Bro vs. Wade.”

by sebastian crucial December 7, 2006

gnar fest

Anything pertaining to or involving something so cool or rad that is litteraly a festival of total gnarliness.

"Dude, the moive Shreddin' is a total gnar fest!"

by sebastian crucial January 24, 2007