sebastard

Anyone named Sebastian who happens to also be a bastard (literally or figuratively)

dude1"whats that asshole's name again?"
dude2"uhhh sebastian I think."
dude1"you mean sebastard"

by sebastian crucial December 14, 2006

Brosgiving

Thanksgiving with your bros.

bro1:"Dude, Brosgiving was awesome this year."
bro2:"What did you guys do?"
bro1:"You know, bro, chillax, drink wiskey, eat turkey, watch skate vids"

by sebastian crucial December 07, 2006

heshanova

A bro who is so good at skating that he attracts babes.

"Chris Cole gets the ladies because hes so hesh hes a heshanova!"

by sebastian crucial January 28, 2007

Broasis

The local bar all the bros hang out at.

“I went to Spike's last Friday night and there were so many bros I thought it was a broasis.”

by sebastian crucial December 07, 2006

dished

To be wasted, usually from bud and beer.

bro1: Yo, can you drive down to the sev?
bro2: Na, dude i'm straight dished.

by sebastian crucial March 25, 2007

gnar fest

Anything pertaining to or involving something so cool or rad that is litteraly a festival of total gnarliness.

"Dude, the moive Shreddin' is a total gnar fest!"

by sebastian crucial January 24, 2007

heshies

Like, props but related to the skateboarding world, especially old school.

Bro1:"Holy shit, Did you just land that Boneless Frontside 180 Finger Flip?"
Bro2:"Chyeah suckah"
Bro1:"Damn bro, heshies."

by sebastian crucial January 28, 2007