pedophile priest

A misnomer. What is being called "pedophilia" among the priest community is actually agressive homosexual behavior, as those being victimised are not children (male and female); rather, they are pubescent boys.

The pedophile priest was, in actuality, a gay rapist.

by Sean Brian Kirby February 14, 2004

smoker

An incredibly hot woman.

Most every woman in Bulgaria is a smoker.

by Sean Brian Kirby July 04, 2005

cutty

The bruvas be callin' each otha' "cutey," and it come out "cutty."

"(I'd like to pound that ass...) Yo, whudup, cutty?"

by Sean Brian Kirby October 30, 2004

Absurdistan

Your current locale/country when something completely ridiculous happens.

Here in Asburdistan, the State-boys pull over those who "speed" while ignoring those who hog the passing-lane, exhibiting their longest fingers.

by Sean Brian Kirby June 04, 2003

scram

To leave with much haste.

Hey, there's my Mom! I better scam.

by Sean Brian Kirby June 05, 2003

schtupped

Entirely screwed.

When he saw the red triplane on his tail, he knew he was schtupped.

by Sean Brian Kirby June 03, 2003

rice rocket

My belovéd (late) 1978 Kawasaki KZ400.

When my Texan friend saw me and my bike coming, he'd cry out, "Rice Rocket!"

by Sean Brian Kirby June 12, 2003