spatchcock

A dressed and split chicken for roasting or broiling on a spit

(If you're jerking off with a spatula you need serious psychological help)

by Sean February 26, 2004

trigillionbazzillion

0, or zero

I need a trigillionbazzillion dollars

by Sean August 15, 2003

ownzor

aka 0wnz0r (with zeros replacing the o's)

www.0wnz0r.com <- funny site

by sean May 31, 2004

uppity

Happy; in a good mood

After finding out I aced the test, I was feeling very uppity.

by Sean January 25, 2005

Beard of Shame

The beard that a man will grow after his girlfriend has broken up with him.

Used in the song Razor Burn by Lagwagon

"On the night she left me, facial hair grew miraculously, I dressed in black like Johnny Cash and grew this beard of shame."

by sean December 01, 2003

skateboard

The inability to know ones phsysical boundries.

holy shit! Call the ambulance!

by sean February 26, 2005

POA

acronym for 'piece of ass' on a girl. meaning she has a really nice ass

yo dawg check out that POA on that brod, fa schizzle

by Sean April 14, 2004