317 definitions by sean

dick wad

A vulgar reference to an: idiot, moron, jerk. Used to convey the mental image of a man metaphorically described as a wadded-up ball of a tallywhacker (otherwise known as a penis).

Good sir! You have just applied your forefoot to the top of my heel and unearthed my foot from its leather placing! I inquire an apology, post-haste, dickwad!

by sean August 14, 2004

technical

to be exact; highly descriptive and precise

These are quite technical terms, and I wouldn't recommend them to a layman.

by sean September 29, 2003

toxicevilmacedavisium

1) Not a fucking joke. If Hitler got his hands on this, we all would've been performing sex acts for his relatives right about now.
2) Mace's jizz.
3) Another form or radioactive material.
4) Something to fucking stay away from.

Mace made some more toxicevilmacedavisium and fucked the gay community.

by sean March 31, 2004

kerplosion

The sound you hear when you open a bag of chips.

When the bag of chips was opened, a loud kerplosion was heard.

by sean February 26, 2005

Gromph

Is way cooler than epitaph because he epi licks monkey nuts.

wow, that guy is so gromph.. and him over there is so epitaph, ewww, get away from that monkey.

by sean January 3, 2005

devirginizer

n. basically a guy who goes out of his way to be the first to invade a girl's cave of pleasure and/or fecal extraction tunnel

Every friday at lunch Dylan, an accomplished devirginizer, stalked the campus of the neighborhood junior high looking for his latest conquest(s).

by sean July 16, 2001

Swanus

Having, or relating to a sweaty anus.

Man it's so hot today I got a mad case of swanus.

by sean November 16, 2004