sean's definitions

wookie crotch

a man or woman who is severe need of a genitle hair area trim.

it took me 10 minutes to get through jen's wookie crotch so we could screw.

by sean January 28, 2005

HBK

An overrated wrestler who doesnt know when to quit.

Shawn Michaels,the "Show Stoppa",the "ICON",or my favorite the "LIAR".

by Sean April 2, 2005

Gromph

Is way cooler than epitaph because he epi licks monkey nuts.

wow, that guy is so gromph.. and him over there is so epitaph, ewww, get away from that monkey.

by Sean January 3, 2005

manhead

to stymie, defeat, or prevent something from happening

Didn't mean to manhead you there, but I had to go first.

by Sean September 22, 2003

shitnozzle

lcpl neumister, a faggot that searches for fags in bath room stalls.

That guy is a fucking shitnozzle

by sean November 22, 2003

turtle

Slang term used in the bay area for marijuana. Coined turtle because it's green and makes you move slow.

We just smoked some turtle and are high.

by Sean May 26, 2004

CFK

Only The Coolest Person Ever. A CFK is someone that everyone aspires to be like, and only cool Canadians can ever gain the level of coolness that is CFK.

Son: "Man dad, i wanna be JUST like CFK when I grow up."
Dad: "Why is that son?"
Son: "Because he is just SO DAMN COOL!"

by Sean January 28, 2004