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cum on face

I will cum on your face

by sean November 29, 2003

deulche

One who is a combination of a deuche and a tool.....

That kids a fuckin "deulche".

by Sean May 19, 2004

van bramer

A woman with a party favor for a bush.

I tagged Brewer's mom last night and man, she's got a huge van bramer! I had to floss for like an hour after munching on that carpet.

by Sean November 18, 2003

shakespear the bed

to die, or stop working see shit the bed

My boat shakespeared the bed the other day.

by Sean September 22, 2004

clairpotent

17th century, one who could smell the events of the past or future.

Danny was an idiot, he claimed to be clairpotent.

by Sean May 26, 2004

cKP

1.) Noun; Acronym for Crotch Kicking Pirates. These pirates can kill the shit out of any Ninja that comes along. A total badass, unapproachable, drunk all the time, lives in 464. Favorite pastimes include raping children and plundering coastal villages.

2.) Noun; Acronym for Cop Killah Pliml. Pop pop bitch, I do what I want. Count them shells, suck a duck. Stop mackin on my hos, ain’t nobody fucks with the cKP.

I read in the newspaper that a boatload of the cKP rowed ashore, with their badass pirate ship moored in the bay.

by Sean February 27, 2004

bmw m5

An autobahn dwelling sedan who's sole goal is to smack around porsches.

Holy shit!! That bmw m5 just ate the turbo!!

by sean April 03, 2003