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The means of transportation you employ when walking somewhere.
"I've been taking the shoelace express to work ever since that bitch wrecked my car."
by Sean February 16, 2005

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Someone whose frequent nincompoopery and/or lack of intelectual capacity subjects themselves to public ridicule.
Karen's was such a butt monkey that she put her underwear on backwards
by sean March 31, 2003

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Shut The Fuck Up.
The stupid bitch wouldn't STFU so I back handed her one.
by Sean October 25, 2003

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otherwise known as KB, it has a highly concentrated amount of THC. Much more than commercial.
KB gets you a lot higher than the shwag weed
by Sean September 18, 2003

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A fine ass chick. Aka "hot stuff"
Damn! That Caitlen is a fine piece of ass. I would sure like to hit the shit from behind.
by Sean March 25, 2005

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An indian, generally used to refer to people of Native Mexican / South American descent.

Note that hispanic and indio are not the same; hispanic refers to a person or Spanish descent. Some of their heritage may derive from native american people, but the majority is Spanics or Portugese.
He's an indio; his parents are straight Incan from Ecuador
by Sean November 20, 2003

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The 2nd largest country in the world, known primarily for its snow, beer, whiskey and fine Montreal strippers. Canada is a passive place, where only criminals have guns, Liberals are conservative, and hockey is more important than Healthcare. The francophones hate the anglophones, the anglophones hate the francophones, and everybody hates the Liberals.
People from Canada are called Canadians, not cowards.
by Sean April 22, 2003

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