sean's definitions

breach the hull

to push one's digit through inferior quality paper when wiping one's arse.

"day 82, the men are gettin restless, squables are beginning and tempers are short. John Norton handed out the ships biscuits, but Mr Christian refused to eat, accuasing him of breaching the hull and not washing his hands" (from the log book of HMS Bounty, 1764)

by sean February 7, 2005

lightpost

A post that holds a light.

The lightpost assaulted me in the streets!

by Sean October 29, 2003

Scuba Fuck

When you fuck a person that has crabs in the water.

"Last night you scuba fucked a girl."

by sean March 21, 2003

Yolie

To laugh in someones face.

Dave: DAMN IT! I JUST CRAPPED MY PANTS!
Bob: YOLIE!

by Sean March 22, 2003

admiral nelson

a knock off of captain morgan

i had to get me some admiral nelson because i only had 10 bones

by sean January 13, 2005

grandma

when you get a blowjob from a woman with no teeth.

paulina popped out her dentures and gave me one of the best grandma's ever.

by sean January 3, 2005

ghetto switchblade

box cutter

ghetto kid: hey pops, hand me that ghetto switchblade.
Pops: what the box cutter?

by sean July 2, 2004