breach the hull

to push one's digit through inferior quality paper when wiping one's arse.
"day 82, the men are gettin restless, squables are beginning and tempers are short. John Norton handed out the ships biscuits, but Mr Christian refused to eat, accuasing him of breaching the hull and not washing his hands" (from the log book of HMS Bounty, 1764)
by sean February 07, 2005
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Hydro

Gimmy some hydro.
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Yolie

Dave: DAMN IT! I JUST CRAPPED MY PANTS!
Bob: YOLIE!
by Sean March 22, 2003
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Scuba Fuck

When you fuck a person that has crabs in the water.
"Last night you scuba fucked a girl."
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lightpost

A post that holds a light.
The lightpost assaulted me in the streets!
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admiral nelson

i had to get me some admiral nelson because i only had 10 bones
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wee wee

For many centuries man has called his genitalia by the name shlong or talliwhacker. For those men who have yet smaller ones, they call them wee wees. A wee wee is a gross looking penis with a face on the head scribbled in blue ink.
Little Georgey asked him mom for a new toy, so she told him to go play with his wee wee if he had nothing to play with. He played with his wee wee and soon the house blew up.
by sean October 27, 2003
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