sean's definitions

p3n0r

A penis that is smaller then two inches.

That chic's got a penor.

by Sean August 21, 2003

porche

a term that that the ladies use to suggest a five inch penis.

hence the name porche, guys who have fast cars usually have small penises, because thats the only way guys can get the chick.

guy"like my FAST car , its a new lambourgini z3, would you like to ride in it with me to my house?"
girl"no, your only trying to get me to go to have sex, and besides i dont like your PORCHE!"

by sean February 27, 2005

winhax

A hack for windows, linux, or lindows. Most commonly used for when you do something really stupid with something computer related.

I have winhax for lindows

by Sean November 26, 2004

nascar

"non athletic sport centered around rednecks"

nascar sucks dick u stupid nigs

by sean November 17, 2004

Thor-o

something that is cool ha

Sean Crawley Is so Fucking Thor-o

by sean November 23, 2004

cKP

1.) Noun; Acronym for Crotch Kicking Pirates. These pirates can kill the shit out of any Ninja that comes along. A total badass, unapproachable, drunk all the time, lives in 464. Favorite pastimes include raping children and plundering coastal villages.

2.) Noun; Acronym for Cop Killah Pliml. Pop pop bitch, I do what I want. Count them shells, suck a duck. Stop mackin on my hos, ain’t nobody fucks with the cKP.

I read in the newspaper that a boatload of the cKP rowed ashore, with their badass pirate ship moored in the bay.

by Sean February 27, 2004

rachel

a rachel is typically from the northeastern area of the United States, in New England. Rachel's like listening to music of jam bands such as Dave Matthews Band, or the Grateful Dead. They also hate chemistry and history.

Rachel: Hey want to go eat some New England clam chowder and then chill out and listen to some DMB all day?

by Sean July 30, 2008