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Axe Cop is a comic series by Malachai and Ethan Nicolle (5 and 29) featuring a cop with an Axe and his sidekick, Dinosaur Soldier. Axe Cop will chop your head off. He makes Chuck Norris look like Barney Fife
by scratchmaster101 April 28, 2011
Get the Axe Copmug. When– beginning in the first three weeks of the Christmas season, tree stands begin setting up on every block selling Christmas trees. The effect from the mass amount of trees produces a forest-like quality in urban areas.
by scratchmaster101 December 20, 2010
Get the Treegasmmug. Someone who shops at Abercrombie & Fitch or one of its clone stores. While this doesn't apply to all who shop there, those that style themselves in this way (preppy) tend to be empty-headed and too obsessed about their image. Known for wild generalizations about boys or rabid following of surfer-looking guys. These people (some gay or metrosexual boys are Abercrombie Zombies) are often known for harassing hapless Europeans and giggling over every blink of a moderately attractive male.
Lena, Emily, Suzie and Gretchen are all trying to get photos with that frightened-looking dutch guy. they must be Abercrombie Zombies
Brenda is wearing ripped, paint-splattered jeans that she bought for $69. She is an Abercrombie Zombie
Brenda is wearing ripped, paint-splattered jeans that she bought for $69. She is an Abercrombie Zombie
by scratchmaster101 November 12, 2011
Get the Abercrombie Zombiemug. Putting gold caps on your teeth and begging to get your jaw broken by a crackhead. Make your teeth look nasty and a waste of money. Eating ruins them and can't look good on anybody. Unless you do something really creative with them, nobody wants to see. Go pay ur rent instead.
Dumbass: Yaaawwww! Lookit mah grillz!!!
Crackhead: sdnvoieufnrlviaurehjgklrnbkhgz.kjgheil!!
<Crackhead breaks guy's jaw and takes his grillz to buy crack and a cardboard box to sleep in>
Dumbass (now without teeth): Mmmmffphfmmfmmmmffffff!!
Crackhead: sdnvoieufnrlviaurehjgklrnbkhgz.kjgheil!!
<Crackhead breaks guy's jaw and takes his grillz to buy crack and a cardboard box to sleep in>
Dumbass (now without teeth): Mmmmffphfmmfmmmmffffff!!
by scratchmaster101 May 19, 2011
Get the Grillzmug. by scratchmaster101 October 16, 2011
Get the Rachael Raymug. 1. A very interesting person who has developed a certain skill to the point of perfection. An Upcoming Artist is someone who is developing a skill to the point of perfection. Artists can be good at anything, painting, sculpture, neurosurgery, math, often using skills from one talent to excel in another field
(many doctors are artists). Artists are very eager to learn new things in their constant pursuit of perfection, and true artists make work that is absolutely perfect. Artists can't be described as either type A or type B, or social or antisocial, since anyone who strives for perfection of anything is really an artist. Good artists study up on the work of masters (people who pioneer new technology, philosophies, or created work that can be understood through multiple viewpoints as great leaps forward).
2. A term used by lazy rats or people with inflated egos to explain why they don't have a real job/life/friends. These people often are not willing to learn or try new things, insisting that they already have all the skills they need to be great. These people make no contributions to larger society whatsoever and are a general pest. You can find some of them at art galleries making bombastic or inflated statements about the art there instead of getting outside and curing polio or teaching people.
(many doctors are artists). Artists are very eager to learn new things in their constant pursuit of perfection, and true artists make work that is absolutely perfect. Artists can't be described as either type A or type B, or social or antisocial, since anyone who strives for perfection of anything is really an artist. Good artists study up on the work of masters (people who pioneer new technology, philosophies, or created work that can be understood through multiple viewpoints as great leaps forward).
2. A term used by lazy rats or people with inflated egos to explain why they don't have a real job/life/friends. These people often are not willing to learn or try new things, insisting that they already have all the skills they need to be great. These people make no contributions to larger society whatsoever and are a general pest. You can find some of them at art galleries making bombastic or inflated statements about the art there instead of getting outside and curing polio or teaching people.
Leonardo Da Vinci was a great artist who employed his many talents to create beautiful works of art and science.
Jill the artist has been holed up in her studio working on a mural for a children's hospital and wants to get every detail right.
Jack used his ability to copy and artistic skill to make tactile replicas of paintings and sculptures to put in museums for blind people. He is an artist.
Henry dropped out of community college and hasn't bathed or cleaned his apartment in weeks because he's an "artist" and doesn't understand why people won't buy paintings from his "Shit on a Canvas" series.
Jill the artist has been holed up in her studio working on a mural for a children's hospital and wants to get every detail right.
Jack used his ability to copy and artistic skill to make tactile replicas of paintings and sculptures to put in museums for blind people. He is an artist.
Henry dropped out of community college and hasn't bathed or cleaned his apartment in weeks because he's an "artist" and doesn't understand why people won't buy paintings from his "Shit on a Canvas" series.
by scratchmaster101 November 17, 2011
Get the Artistmug. Food of the gods and of New Yorkers. An open-faced pie made with (in order of appearance) toppings (usually mushroom or broccoli. The works does well too), cheese (not too much please! and extra melty), and tomato sauce (lots of it). It can be found at the Church of Deliciousness, a.k.a., the pizza place: a haven for grease, friends, drugs, and loud italian and hispanic chefs.
Pizza is praised among physicians for containing the four major food groups; dairy, breads, vegetables, and love
Pizza is praised among physicians for containing the four major food groups; dairy, breads, vegetables, and love
Even rich people in New York eat pizza
Deigo: What're you doing after school
Maddie: I'm going to the pizza place. Wanna come?
Deigo: What're you doing after school
Maddie: I'm going to the pizza place. Wanna come?
by scratchmaster101 February 22, 2011
Get the Pizzamug.