That guy in the purple suit who would always hang out behind our school and take my friends and I on magical adventures. He never stuck around too long because our parents would come looking for us afterwards, but he always reminded us that he "loves us."
We're meeting Barney the Purple Dinosaur after school so he can give us more of those "special hugs and kisses."
by scratchmaster101 May 03, 2011
Guy: hey kid, you dropped your wallet.
Kid: thanks. hey, that's a nice suit. you must have a lot of money to afford that....
Guy: uh, thanks, well, don't drop that thing again (pats kid on shoulder)-
Kid: HELP! RAPE!!!
fat feminist man hater to bystanding office guy: don't look at me like that you bastard! i'm going to file a case for sexual harassment!
guy: what?
lady: tell it to the judge you son of a bitch!
Kid: thanks. hey, that's a nice suit. you must have a lot of money to afford that....
Guy: uh, thanks, well, don't drop that thing again (pats kid on shoulder)-
Kid: HELP! RAPE!!!
fat feminist man hater to bystanding office guy: don't look at me like that you bastard! i'm going to file a case for sexual harassment!
guy: what?
lady: tell it to the judge you son of a bitch!
by scratchmaster101 December 08, 2009
When– beginning in the first three weeks of the Christmas season, tree stands begin setting up on every block selling Christmas trees. The effect from the mass amount of trees produces a forest-like quality in urban areas.
by scratchmaster101 December 20, 2010
1. A very interesting person who has developed a certain skill to the point of perfection. An Upcoming Artist is someone who is developing a skill to the point of perfection. Artists can be good at anything, painting, sculpture, neurosurgery, math, often using skills from one talent to excel in another field
(many doctors are artists). Artists are very eager to learn new things in their constant pursuit of perfection, and true artists make work that is absolutely perfect. Artists can't be described as either type A or type B, or social or antisocial, since anyone who strives for perfection of anything is really an artist. Good artists study up on the work of masters (people who pioneer new technology, philosophies, or created work that can be understood through multiple viewpoints as great leaps forward).
2. A term used by lazy rats or people with inflated egos to explain why they don't have a real job/life/friends. These people often are not willing to learn or try new things, insisting that they already have all the skills they need to be great. These people make no contributions to larger society whatsoever and are a general pest. You can find some of them at art galleries making bombastic or inflated statements about the art there instead of getting outside and curing polio or teaching people.
(many doctors are artists). Artists are very eager to learn new things in their constant pursuit of perfection, and true artists make work that is absolutely perfect. Artists can't be described as either type A or type B, or social or antisocial, since anyone who strives for perfection of anything is really an artist. Good artists study up on the work of masters (people who pioneer new technology, philosophies, or created work that can be understood through multiple viewpoints as great leaps forward).
2. A term used by lazy rats or people with inflated egos to explain why they don't have a real job/life/friends. These people often are not willing to learn or try new things, insisting that they already have all the skills they need to be great. These people make no contributions to larger society whatsoever and are a general pest. You can find some of them at art galleries making bombastic or inflated statements about the art there instead of getting outside and curing polio or teaching people.
Leonardo Da Vinci was a great artist who employed his many talents to create beautiful works of art and science.
Jill the artist has been holed up in her studio working on a mural for a children's hospital and wants to get every detail right.
Jack used his ability to copy and artistic skill to make tactile replicas of paintings and sculptures to put in museums for blind people. He is an artist.
Henry dropped out of community college and hasn't bathed or cleaned his apartment in weeks because he's an "artist" and doesn't understand why people won't buy paintings from his "Shit on a Canvas" series.
Jill the artist has been holed up in her studio working on a mural for a children's hospital and wants to get every detail right.
Jack used his ability to copy and artistic skill to make tactile replicas of paintings and sculptures to put in museums for blind people. He is an artist.
Henry dropped out of community college and hasn't bathed or cleaned his apartment in weeks because he's an "artist" and doesn't understand why people won't buy paintings from his "Shit on a Canvas" series.
by scratchmaster101 November 18, 2011
by scratchmaster101 April 25, 2011
An awesome 4-day nerd fest where you get to hug asian hobags dressed up as emma frost and scarlet witch and any other slutty superheroine you can think of.
Josh: Duuuude! I haven't heard from you in like, 4 days.
Charlotte: Yeah. I was at the Comic-Con hugging hot girls and weird tentacle monsters.
Charlotte: Yeah. I was at the Comic-Con hugging hot girls and weird tentacle monsters.
by scratchmaster101 October 11, 2010
Putting gold caps on your teeth and begging to get your jaw broken by a crackhead. Make your teeth look nasty and a waste of money. Eating ruins them and can't look good on anybody. Unless you do something really creative with them, nobody wants to see. Go pay ur rent instead.
Dumbass: Yaaawwww! Lookit mah grillz!!!
Crackhead: sdnvoieufnrlviaurehjgklrnbkhgz.kjgheil!!
<Crackhead breaks guy's jaw and takes his grillz to buy crack and a cardboard box to sleep in>
Dumbass (now without teeth): Mmmmffphfmmfmmmmffffff!!
Crackhead: sdnvoieufnrlviaurehjgklrnbkhgz.kjgheil!!
<Crackhead breaks guy's jaw and takes his grillz to buy crack and a cardboard box to sleep in>
Dumbass (now without teeth): Mmmmffphfmmfmmmmffffff!!
by scratchmaster101 April 28, 2011