sperm teddy

A sperm teddy is a crusty old teddy bear used to wipe up the results of whacking off.
Darnell: Hey, I can't find my sperm teddy!

Franconi: Sorry, I just used it. It's a little gooey.
by scodder September 30, 2012
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can I french your basenji

"Can I french your basenji?" is what to say if you want to exchange sloppy kisses with someone's basenji.
" I say, can I french your basenji?" said Lord Caulthrop.

"Of course, dear fellow," replied Baron Wellesley, "but it'll cost you twenty-five pounds."

"Oh, and he bites."
by scodder June 12, 2010
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pants hampster

A pants hampster is a hampster that totally studly guys keep in their pants to impress hot chicks.
Tyrone showed Marcella his pants hampster.

Seconds later she was naked, chowing down on his trouser trout.
by scodder May 13, 2010
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diseased wombat

A diseased wombat is a wombat whore which has acquired STD's like herpes, chlamydia, clap, syphilis and cooties.
Ed was devastated when he found out that his new marsupial girlfriend, Wendy Wombat, was a diseased wombat.
by scodder May 11, 2010
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bull paki

A large male Pakistani with enormous balls and horns on his head.
Salima went looking for love, and found it with Ahmed, a very well endowed bull paki.
by scodder April 04, 2010
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Dropping the cosby kids off in hell means taking a crap in the campfire.

Not a very popular activity.
When Fred squatted over the fire and began dropping the cosby kids off in hell, he burned his chode.

He got no sympathy.
by scodder June 17, 2010
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Mister Lube

"Mister Lube" is the anus lubricator in a gay whorehouse.
Your butt hole's a little dry," said Alan. "I think it's time for Mister Lube."
by scodder July 02, 2010
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