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Did you have sex with my barn owl is what to ask when you find your barn owl at the neighbor's, dressed in gaudy lingerie and smelling of cheap booze and jizz.
A positive answer can wreck a barn owl's reputation.
A positive answer can wreck a barn owl's reputation.
Frontenac was obliged to ask, "Did you have sex with my barn owl?" when he found "Barney" at his neighbor's in a compromising position.
He was extremely relieved to hear the answer, "No, we just got to third base."
He was extremely relieved to hear the answer, "No, we just got to third base."
by scodder May 14, 2010
Get the did you have sex with my barn owl mug.A rainbow trout is a trouser trout that has been painted in the rainbow colors of the gay pride movement.
Very festive.
Very festive.
To add a bit of zip to the parade, Buford took out his rainbow trout and waved it around.
There was much applause.
There was much applause.
by scodder May 14, 2010
Get the rainbow trout mug.Tesco suspected his friend Rupert of pangolinism, but what gave it away was the jars of ants and the acrid smell of pangolin jizz.
by scodder May 15, 2010
Get the pangolinism mug.Spoogebob Spermpants jizzes relentlessly on other undersea creatures.
He is extremely unpopular because of this.
He is extremely unpopular because of this.
When Tony Tuna woke up, he was drenched in suspicious jizz.
"Damn you, Spoogebob Spermpants!" he cried out angrily, shaking his fin.
"Damn you, Spoogebob Spermpants!" he cried out angrily, shaking his fin.
by scodder May 15, 2010
Get the Spoogebob Spermpants mug.Staci called Muffy in tears.
"Micky just boinked me, and then told me he was dumping me," she sobbed, "I've got a tragina!"
"Micky just boinked me, and then told me he was dumping me," she sobbed, "I've got a tragina!"
by scodder May 16, 2010
Get the tragina mug.When Cletus told us he'd scored an inside the park home run, we knew his sister "Ugly Jane" had lost her virginity.
by scodder May 16, 2010
Get the inside the park home run mug.Reverse gerbilling is where a person tries to insert themselves into a gerbil's anus.
Very often has explosive results.
Very often has explosive results.
When Raoul heard the small muffled explosion and saw Manuel covered in gerbil guts, he knew he'd been reverse gerbilling again.
by scodder May 17, 2010
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