Maestrobation is the whacking off of the maestro before a concert.
Often assigned to someone from the fiddle section because of their strong and supple wrists.
Often assigned to someone from the fiddle section because of their strong and supple wrists.
"Oh Cecilia," said the maestro, "I believe it's time for some maestrobation."
"Yes, maestro," said Cecilia as she began to play his organ.
"Yes, maestro," said Cecilia as she began to play his organ.
by scodder June 20, 2010
When Gus came out of the water he was all chewed up.
"What have you been doing?" asked Mungo.
"Humping the shark," said Gus, tucking his badly mauled willy back into his trunks.
"What have you been doing?" asked Mungo.
"Humping the shark," said Gus, tucking his badly mauled willy back into his trunks.
by scodder June 02, 2010
Dirk dressed his rat in tight red silk pants and headed out.
"What cute rat pants," said Lindsay, a totally smokin' babe.
Half an hour later they were thrashing away on his futon.
"What cute rat pants," said Lindsay, a totally smokin' babe.
Half an hour later they were thrashing away on his futon.
by scodder May 23, 2010
by scodder June 22, 2010
Hairy Otter is the hero of the Harry Potter novels adapted for otters.
Featured in such thrilling adventure as "Hairy Otter and the Fish-head of Fire", and "Hairy Otter and the Prisoner of Ottskhaban".
Totally beloved by tweeny otters.
Featured in such thrilling adventure as "Hairy Otter and the Fish-head of Fire", and "Hairy Otter and the Prisoner of Ottskhaban".
Totally beloved by tweeny otters.
by scodder April 27, 2010
"I gotta toss my cookies," said Ben after chugging most of a bottle of gin.
Ned directed Ben to the outhouse, where he put one one of the most impressive and explosive displays of smut hole burfing ever seen.
Ned directed Ben to the outhouse, where he put one one of the most impressive and explosive displays of smut hole burfing ever seen.
by scodder May 31, 2010
"I have boner," is a wonderful ice breaker with really hot chicks.
Usually results in fairly quick hot monkey sex.
Usually results in fairly quick hot monkey sex.
"I have boner," Louie said to the unbelievably gorgeous hot chick standing next to him at the bar.
"My place is just around the corner," replied the stunner, "let's go boink our brains out."
"My place is just around the corner," replied the stunner, "let's go boink our brains out."
by scodder May 19, 2010