Definitions by scodder
pinch hitter
Pete was quietly pinching a loaf when a wiffle bat came over the divider and hit him in the back of the head.
It was Ignacio the infamous pinch hitter, whose maniacal laughter echoed around the washroom as he ran away.
It was Ignacio the infamous pinch hitter, whose maniacal laughter echoed around the washroom as he ran away.
pinch hitter by scodder May 22, 2010
hammo
A hammo is a hot chick who has cheek pouches like a hamster, so she can give blowjobs to two guys at once.
Cindy, an accomplished hammo, had one guy in each cheek pouch so she thought she'd try for a third.
She almost choked, but everyone had a happy ending.
She almost choked, but everyone had a happy ending.
masterly bation
"I say, Jenkins," said Master Dobbs, "I believe it's time for some masterly bation."
"Certainly, sir" said Jenkins. "The white gloves?"
"Of course," said Master Dobbs indignantly as he unbuttoned his trousers, "were you brought up in a barn?"
"Certainly, sir" said Jenkins. "The white gloves?"
"Of course," said Master Dobbs indignantly as he unbuttoned his trousers, "were you brought up in a barn?"
masterly bation by scodder May 20, 2010
frighty whities
Frighty whities are tighty whities that are covered with crap, dried jizz, smegma, and grundle cheese.
They are very frightening.
They are very frightening.
After two months without changing them, Greg's frighty whities were so stiff he had to cut them off.
His roommate Frank found them, gagged and fell over.
His roommate Frank found them, gagged and fell over.
frighty whities by scodder May 20, 2010
prairie clams
Unlike prairie oysters, which are bull nuts, prairie clams are the testes of smaller species like gophers.
A delicious snack.
A delicious snack.
Garry Gopher noticed that Gordie Gopher was squeaking in a very high voice and limping.
"Whazzup?" he asked.
"Prairie clams," squeaked Gordie, waving his empty nut sack.
"Whazzup?" he asked.
"Prairie clams," squeaked Gordie, waving his empty nut sack.
prairie clams by scodder May 19, 2010
I have boner
"I have boner," is a wonderful ice breaker with really hot chicks.
Usually results in fairly quick hot monkey sex.
Usually results in fairly quick hot monkey sex.
"I have boner," Louie said to the unbelievably gorgeous hot chick standing next to him at the bar.
"My place is just around the corner," replied the stunner, "let's go boink our brains out."
"My place is just around the corner," replied the stunner, "let's go boink our brains out."
I have boner by scodder May 19, 2010
badger farts
Badger farts are farts that rise from a badger burrow.
Due to badgers gorging on carrion, and other unpleasant things, badger farts are green and unbelievably stinky.
Due to badgers gorging on carrion, and other unpleasant things, badger farts are green and unbelievably stinky.
Ralph and Cindy Lou had finished the wine, and had settled into some gentle frenching, when they heard a "whoof" from underground and saw a green cloud drifting toward them
"Badger farts!" screamed Ralph.
"Run!" said Cindy Lou, pausing only to pick up her bra.
"Badger farts!" screamed Ralph.
"Run!" said Cindy Lou, pausing only to pick up her bra.
badger farts by scodder May 18, 2010