scodder's definitions

hamster blumpkin

A hamster blumpkin means blowing a hamster while it's taking a crap.

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"What's that brown pellet on your chin?" asked Ryan.

"I was giving Hammie a hamster blumpkin," said Sarah.

"Cool," said Ryan, "can I have one too?"

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by scodder August 8, 2010

jizzcicle

A jizzcicle is a frozen semen treat with a stick in it.

It's a jizzcicle," said Henry, licking the spunk off his moist bee stung lips. "Want a taste?

by scodder August 6, 2010

Book ham Danno

"Book ham Danno," is the iconic phrase from the classic TV show "Swine Hawaii Five-Oh".

After wrestling the escaped pig to the ground, Pig Detective McGarret looked over to his assistant and said: "Book ham Danno."

by scodder July 29, 2010

gooch cheese

Gooch cheese is the delicious sludge that drips from a sweaty grundle.

Mike asked his friend Geoff to bend over so that he could harvest his gooch cheese for a delicious grilled gooch cheese sandwich.

by scodder July 22, 2010

rebate

Rebate means to masturbate again.

Pete knocked on the bathroom door, saying, "Hey Fred, we're playing softball, what are you doing in there?"

"I'm having a rebate," said Fred, "I'll be right out."

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by scodder July 18, 2010

master of bation

Master of Bation is a graduate degree in whacking it.

The Ivy League for Masters of Bation are the whorehouses of Nevada.

"Did you hear Bobbi got her Master of Bation?" asked Betti.

"Ooh cool!" squealed Debbi. "What did she do for her exam?"

"She jacked off an entire football team, and then finished off with a handstand and a backspring," said Betti.

by scodder July 9, 2010

whore meat

Whore meat is the meat of the Common Whore (Putana vulgaris).

Very popular in Thailand, where it is served with peanut sauce and jasmine rice.

"What's for dinner?" asked Pablo.

"Whore meat with clit sauce," replied Pedro.

"Yum!" said Pablo, tucking in his bib.

by scodder July 8, 2010