scodder's definitions

master bait

To master bait means to gain mastery over the complex and intricate art of baiting a hook.

Timmy: Wow, you sure caught a lot of perch today!

Tommy: Yeah, it's cause I learned to master bait. Wanna see?

Timmy: Er... no thanks.

by scodder April 7, 2013

did you have sex with my barn owl

Did you have sex with my barn owl is what to ask when you find your barn owl at the neighbor's, dressed in gaudy lingerie and smelling of cheap booze and jizz.

A positive answer can wreck a barn owl's reputation.

Frontenac was obliged to ask, "Did you have sex with my barn owl?" when he found "Barney" at his neighbor's in a compromising position.

He was extremely relieved to hear the answer, "No, we just got to third base."

by scodder May 14, 2010

blowjay

A blowjay means giving a blowjob to a bluejay.

Very popular among bird watchers - and bluejays.

Cedric:Why is that bird so happy?

Cynthia: I just gave him a blowjay.

Cedric: Chirp!

Cynthia: Why certainly, my darling.

by scodder October 31, 2012

whore nuts

Whore nuts are how to tell for sure whether that delicious ho you're about to bang is a boy or a girl.

Edgar: You're looking a bit moody today.

Scott: I met this really hot ho last night and she said she was going to give me a freebie.

We were just getting going when I felt a gigantic pair of whore nuts.

Edgar: Wow, that's harsh, man!

by scodder November 15, 2012

pinch hitter

A pinch hitter is someone who hits people while they're pinching one off.

Pete was quietly pinching a loaf when a wiffle bat came over the divider and hit him in the back of the head.

It was Ignacio the infamous pinch hitter, whose maniacal laughter echoed around the washroom as he ran away.

by scodder May 22, 2010

smegmocracy

The governing of society by those with the most dick cheese.

With his huge uncircumcised wally containing a full pound of dick-Stilton, Harry was a firm believer in smegmocracy.

by scodder March 23, 2010

Mister Lube

"Mister Lube" is the anus lubricator in a gay whorehouse.

Your butt hole's a little dry," said Alan. "I think it's time for Mister Lube."

by scodder July 6, 2010