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nineskin

A nineskin is a foreskin so gigantic you can fill it with hydrogen and fly around.
When Mr. Tiddles and his "balloon" landed in Europe, they confiscated his nineskin as an unauthorized meat import.

He was sad, but relieved to be circumsized at last.
by scodder May 22, 2010
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pants hampster

A pants hampster is a hampster that totally studly guys keep in their pants to impress hot chicks.
Tyrone showed Marcella his pants hampster.

Seconds later she was naked, chowing down on his trouser trout.
by scodder May 13, 2010
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choadminster fuller

Choadminster Fuller was the genius inventor of several choad-related items, including the Geodesic Choad and the Choadmaxion car.
Snowdon: I can't believe Choadminster Fuller never invented a condom for choads.

Exminster: I know, they keep breaking on me too!
by scodder October 9, 2012
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bat sandwich

A bat sandwich is a lightly killed fried bat served on seed bread with mayo and arugula.
As Bosworth bit into his bat sandwich he noticed that the wings were deliciously crunchy.

What a gourmet treat, he thought.
by scodder May 12, 2010
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smegmocracy

The governing of society by those with the most dick cheese.
With his huge uncircumcised wally containing a full pound of dick-Stilton, Harry was a firm believer in smegmocracy.
by scodder March 23, 2010
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Gob Less America

"Gob Less America" is an inspirational song asking America to spit ("gob") less.

It is traditionally sung in the seventh-inning stretch at baseball games, because research has shown a lot of spitting goes on in the eighth and ninth innings.
Cindy had just sucked a huge wad of man chowder from Bobbi's dong, and couldn't decide whether to spit or swallow.

Then she remembered the song "Gob Less America" from the baseball game, and swallowed.
by scodder May 25, 2010
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mourning wood

Mourning wood is a boner you get at a funeral.
Frank was quite embarrassed when he got mourning wood at his friend Fritz's funeral.

However, he did get some nice winks from the widow.
by scodder May 31, 2010
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