sevenskin

A foreskin so long you can fill it with air and make balloon animals.

Fred's sevenskin was so long he had to tuck it into the top of his sock so he could walk without tripping over it.

by scodder April 08, 2010

fuckabilly

A fuckabilly is a hillbilly who has lots of sex, usually with relatives.

Festus was in a four-way with his uncle, his sister, and his grandma.

"You're such a fuckabilly!" said his sister, sucking his monstrous willy.

by scodder May 28, 2010

timbitulation

Timbitulation is the disgusting habit of ejaculating on timbits and then secretly putting them back on the rack for sale.

After Frank was finished with his timbitulation, nearly all the timbits for sale were "cream filled".

by scodder April 24, 2010

bat sandwich

A bat sandwich is a lightly killed fried bat served on seed bread with mayo and arugula.

As Bosworth bit into his bat sandwich he noticed that the wings were deliciously crunchy.

What a gourmet treat, he thought.

by scodder May 12, 2010

dog nuts

Dog nuts are nuts that are served to dogs.

A crunchy treat.

Pedro was arrested and had his dog nuts cart confiscated until he explained he was selling nuts for dogs, not from dogs.

by scodder June 05, 2010

spooge meister

A spooge meister is someone who can perform amazing tricks with his spooge, including the rarely performed and dangerous "flaming spoogies".

A total babe magnet.

When "Mr. Jizz", famous spooge meister, had finished his act with a "double flaming spoogies" the security guards had to step in to stop the totally hot babes from rushing the stage.

by scodder May 23, 2010

scungina

A scungina is a very dirty, nasty vagina.

After doing the entire frat, Cindy woke up with a very grungy and smelly scungina.

by scodder May 09, 2010