Frodo: What's that gunk all over the bathroom walls?
Enrico: Carlos engaged in messturbation and took off.
Frodo: What a pig!
Enrico: Carlos engaged in messturbation and took off.
Frodo: What a pig!
by scodder October 14, 2012

A hometrosexual is a gay guy dressing like a straight guy trying to dress like a gay guy.
Very stylin'!
Very stylin'!
With his gold pants, white fur coat, and pink sequined shoes, Gary looked like a complete hometrosexual.
He was a total boi magnet!
He was a total boi magnet!
by scodder May 02, 2010
