ham job

"Mr. Porky" came running when the ham job bell rang.

Seconds later he was getting some hot manual loving from the Miss Piggy glove.
by scodder May 26, 2010
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homo fart

A homo fart is a guy blowing off a semen-filled fart.
"Did you just blow a homo fart?" asked Nathan.

"Er... of course not," stammered Luigi.

"I can smell the jizz, dude," said Nathan.

Luigi turned bright red and ran away.
by scodder June 14, 2010
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