scodder's definitions

smegmocracy

The governing of society by those with the most dick cheese.

With his huge uncircumcised wally containing a full pound of dick-Stilton, Harry was a firm believer in smegmocracy.

by scodder March 23, 2010

smegmonarchy

The belief in the divine right and royalty of smegma.

I think Staci is insane. She's become a rabid cock-cheese munching believer in smegmonarchy!

by scodder March 22, 2010