Rupert woke up with a boner: one that was covered in cum, poo, vag juice, taco sauce, pubes, and dog slobber.
"Wow," he thought as he looked up to see Cindy's panties hanging from a floor lamp, "that must have been a great party."
"I have a filthy boner!"
"Wow," he thought as he looked up to see Cindy's panties hanging from a floor lamp, "that must have been a great party."
"I have a filthy boner!"
by scodder April 25, 2010
Get the filthy boner mug.Sniffy the Pinhead, a known hog masturbator, was whacking off a Harley when a lug wrench hit him just above the ear.
He hang on for a half hour, twitching and drooling, before he mercifully passed away.
He hang on for a half hour, twitching and drooling, before he mercifully passed away.
by scodder May 24, 2010
Get the hog masturbator mug.Pantsy jaculation is where you blow your wad in your pants.
Can be quite embarrassing in social situations.
Can be quite embarrassing in social situations.
When Rolf saw Sandra's perfect nipples pressing against her shirt, he let out a low moan, and a wet stain appeared on the front of his pants.
"Did you just have a pantsy jaculation?" asked Danny.
"Yes!" sobbed Rolf, slinking for the exit.
"Did you just have a pantsy jaculation?" asked Danny.
"Yes!" sobbed Rolf, slinking for the exit.
by scodder May 03, 2010
Get the pantsy jaculation mug.A queerleader is a male cheerleader who stirs up the male fans' enthusiasm with stroking, sucking and ass drilling.
When Rick saw the queerleaders heading for his section of the stands, he ran.
Behind him he heard moaning, slurping, and cheers.
Behind him he heard moaning, slurping, and cheers.
by scodder April 30, 2010
Get the queerleader mug.When Cletus told us he'd scored an inside the park home run, we knew his sister "Ugly Jane" had lost her virginity.
by scodder May 16, 2010
Get the inside the park home run mug.Rimming a dog means giving a rimjob to a dog.
This is a very rude thing to do, especially to a dog that is not your own.
This is a very rude thing to do, especially to a dog that is not your own.
Zoltan: Why are you sharpening that machete?
Desmond: Franklin's been rimming a dog - my poor little Spotty. I'm going to cut him into jerky!
Desmond: Franklin's been rimming a dog - my poor little Spotty. I'm going to cut him into jerky!
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Get the rimming a dog mug.Tyrone showed Marcella his pants hampster.
Seconds later she was naked, chowing down on his trouser trout.
Seconds later she was naked, chowing down on his trouser trout.
by scodder May 13, 2010
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