chef boyardump

Chef boyardump means taking a dump after eating chef boyardee.

Usually accompanied by terrible gas and diarrhea.

After eating four cans of beefaghetti, Namibio had to take a huge chef boyardump, with massive colon blow.

by scodder May 05, 2010

cuntus

Cuntus is the technical and medical term for "poontang".

Sometimes referred to as "cuntus deliciosus".

"May I insert my reproductive appendage into your cuntus?" asked Barlow after some heavy petting.

"Why, indubitably," responded Suzie, spreading her delicious hams.

by scodder June 17, 2010

Mayor McChode

Mayor McChode is a burgerland character who makes burgers heavily slathered with grundle cheese.

Mayor McChode was so stinky that none of the other burgerland characters except The Turdburglar would go near him.

by scodder April 28, 2010

fallopia

Fallopia is where sperm go if they've been good.

Sperm 1: Are we going to fallopia?

Sperm 2: Totally dude!

Sperm 1: Cool, what's for dinner?

Sperm 2: I hear we get egg...

by scodder May 09, 2010

hammorific

Hammorific means filled with the essence of hamster-ness.

Hammie, going for a spin on his hamster wheel, was quintessentially hammorific.

by scodder May 29, 2010

rimming a dog

Rimming a dog means giving a rimjob to a dog.

This is a very rude thing to do, especially to a dog that is not your own.

Zoltan: Why are you sharpening that machete?

Desmond: Franklin's been rimming a dog - my poor little Spotty. I'm going to cut him into jerky!

by scodder March 29, 2013

smegmonarchy

The belief in the divine right and royalty of smegma.

I think Staci is insane. She's become a rabid cock-cheese munching believer in smegmonarchy!

by scodder March 22, 2010