Hank gave Cecilia $50 for a brown avalanche.
She climbed to the top of a stepladder and gave him his money's worth.
She climbed to the top of a stepladder and gave him his money's worth.
by scodder June 04, 2010
Danny's date was going fine until Edie's pants came off and, overcome by minge cringe, he ran screaming from the room.
by scodder April 23, 2010
When a boy duck and a girl duck are in love they have special kind of hug where the boy duck pumps the girl duck full of hot, stanky duck jizz.
Gustav: This sandwich tastes like duck jizz!
Olav: I'm going to have to go have a talk with "Donald" and twist his beak.
It's obvious he's been ducking off onto the sandwich bread again.
Gustav: Thanks, old bean!
Olav: I'm going to have to go have a talk with "Donald" and twist his beak.
It's obvious he's been ducking off onto the sandwich bread again.
Gustav: Thanks, old bean!
by scodder September 28, 2012
A bastur mate is some to share whacking it with.
Eduardo: I feel like having an afternoon wank. Would you like to be my bastur mate?
Ricardo: Sure! I'll bring my porn DVDs.
Ricardo: Sure! I'll bring my porn DVDs.
by scodder September 30, 2012
Asking someone to "teach me to jive, grasshopper" is actually code for "rip off my panties, put them on my head, suck my titays, and then roger me to exhaustion".
A very popular thing to say at parties.
A very popular thing to say at parties.
When Binky heard Simone say the magic words, "teach me to jive, grasshopper", he knew it was going to be a good evening.
by scodder May 01, 2010
Spoogebob Spermpants jizzes relentlessly on other undersea creatures.
He is extremely unpopular because of this.
He is extremely unpopular because of this.
When Tony Tuna woke up, he was drenched in suspicious jizz.
"Damn you, Spoogebob Spermpants!" he cried out angrily, shaking his fin.
"Damn you, Spoogebob Spermpants!" he cried out angrily, shaking his fin.
by scodder May 15, 2010
I had to put a bag over Marco's head when I was banging him," said Neal. "He's such a homely sexual."
by scodder June 25, 2010