scodder's definitions

grandmaster of bation

A grandmaster of bation is someone who is internationally celebrated for blowing spunk from his junk to virtuosic standards.

Often results in great riches and fame.

Fred: You remember Ned who used to live in his mom's basement and play video games and whack off all the time?

Ted: Yeah...

Fred: Well, now he's a grandmaster of bation and lives in a villa on the Riviera.

Ted: OMFG! I'm so jealous!

by scodder February 7, 2014

rat muff

Rat muff means rat vagina.

A constant quest of male rats.

"Did you get any rat muff last night?" asked Rafael Rat, looking somewhat hung over.

"Oh yeah, dude, I shagged my tail off," replied Rastus.

by scodder June 15, 2010

sperm teddy

A sperm teddy is a crusty old teddy bear used to wipe up the results of whacking off.

Darnell: Hey, I can't find my sperm teddy!

Franconi: Sorry, I just used it. It's a little gooey.

by scodder September 29, 2012

sexy pig

A sexy pig is a pig in garters, fishnet stockings, and a lacy bra with eight cut-away cups.

Looks surprisingly hot on boars too.

Otis: I'm feelin' some yearnin's for your pig.

Festus: No surprise, bro. Look at the way it's tricked out. That's one sexy pig!

by scodder November 1, 2012

filthy filth

Filthy filth is filth so filthy you want to blind yourself.

When Trevor found Scott's cache of "Pedophile And Shaved Goat Magazine", he screamed "Filthy filth!", and tried to gouge his eyes out.

by scodder June 29, 2010

pedobear

Pedobear is a friendly bear who rides a moped.

He often gives rides to kids.

"Hi," said pedobear to little Jimmy, "I'm looking for a lost puppy. Would you like to get on my moped and help me find him?"

'Sure," said Jimmy, brushing back his blond curls, "do you have any candy?

by scodder June 7, 2010

can my cat watch?

"Can my cat watch?" is what not to say when you're on a first date and getting some action.

They had just made it to the bedroom, and Helena was taking her top off when Bryce asked, "Can my cat watch?"

Bryce slept alone with his cat that night.

by scodder June 29, 2010