cuntus

Cuntus is the technical and medical term for "poontang".

Sometimes referred to as "cuntus deliciosus".
"May I insert my reproductive appendage into your cuntus?" asked Barlow after some heavy petting.

"Why, indubitably," responded Suzie, spreading her delicious hams.
by scodder June 17, 2010
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Mayor McChode

Mayor McChode is a burgerland character who makes burgers heavily slathered with grundle cheese.
Mayor McChode was so stinky that none of the other burgerland characters except The Turdburglar would go near him.
by scodder April 28, 2010
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rainbow trout

A rainbow trout is a trouser trout that has been painted in the rainbow colors of the gay pride movement.

Very festive.
To add a bit of zip to the parade, Buford took out his rainbow trout and waved it around.

There was much applause.
by scodder May 14, 2010
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fallopia

Fallopia is where sperm go if they've been good.
Sperm 1: Are we going to fallopia?

Sperm 2: Totally dude!

Sperm 1: Cool, what's for dinner?

Sperm 2: I hear we get egg...
by scodder May 09, 2010
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masterful bation

Masterful bation is masturbation which displays creativity and expertise.
When Cyril shot his wad through a flaming hoop ten feet away, Claudia was totally impressed with his masterful bation.

They were wed soon after.
by scodder May 09, 2010
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queerleader

A queerleader is a male cheerleader who stirs up the male fans' enthusiasm with stroking, sucking and ass drilling.
When Rick saw the queerleaders heading for his section of the stands, he ran.

Behind him he heard moaning, slurping, and cheers.
by scodder April 30, 2010
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dog fluffer

A dog fluffer is someone who prepares male dogs for breeding by manual stimulation.
Carlo: Why do you smell like dog spooge?

Fredo: I got a job as a dog fluffer. I'm so ashamed.

Carlo: There, there...
by scodder November 06, 2012
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