ped o'bear

Ped O'Bear is a happy Irish bear who loves kids.

As a special treat he'll let them suck on the beef jerky lollipop he keeps in his pants.

Lil Jessie: Wow, this lollipop tastes great!

Ped O'Bear: Keep sucking and you'll get to the delicious cream filling.

Lil Jessie: Oh boy!

by scodder March 23, 2013

panthurbator

A panthurbator is someone who sneaks into wildlife parks to masturbate panthers.

Freddie had his hopes set on being a panthurbator, but all they found left of him was a sock and part of his chode.

by scodder April 22, 2010

duck rape

Duck rape means anal violation of a duck.

Often very noisy.

Donald Duck hid in the corner of his duck pen, fearing what was to come next.

Ned said, "Time for some duck rape!"

He scooped Donald up and lowered him onto his swollen tadger.

The pained quacking was terrible.

by scodder May 29, 2010

squintercourse

Squintercourse is two people with bad eyesight doing the wild thing.

Pasquale: So how did your night with Debbi go?

Enrico: We both took off our glasses and it turned into a total squintercourse.

I believe at one point I was boffing her bellybutton.

Pasquale: Yikes!

by scodder November 06, 2012

hammo

A hammo is a hot chick who has cheek pouches like a hamster, so she can give blowjobs to two guys at once.

Cindy, an accomplished hammo, had one guy in each cheek pouch so she thought she'd try for a third.

She almost choked, but everyone had a happy ending.

by scodder May 21, 2010

cuntus

Cuntus is the technical and medical term for "poontang".

Sometimes referred to as "cuntus deliciosus".

"May I insert my reproductive appendage into your cuntus?" asked Barlow after some heavy petting.

"Why, indubitably," responded Suzie, spreading her delicious hams.

by scodder June 19, 2010

rebate

Rebate means to masturbate again.

Pete knocked on the bathroom door, saying, "Hey Fred, we're playing softball, what are you doing in there?"

"I'm having a rebate," said Fred, "I'll be right out."

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by scodder July 18, 2010