scodder's definitions

minge cringe

Minge cringe is the pathological fear of poontang.

Danny's date was going fine until Edie's pants came off and, overcome by minge cringe, he ran screaming from the room.

by scodder April 22, 2010

timbitulation

Timbitulation is the disgusting habit of ejaculating on timbits and then secretly putting them back on the rack for sale.

After Frank was finished with his timbitulation, nearly all the timbits for sale were "cream filled".

by scodder April 24, 2010

jizzbucket

A jizzbucket is the modern replacement for the jizz rag.

Plus, after a couple of months, you have a bucket full of unique and tasty cheese.

Fabio became such an expert he could hit the jizzbucket from across the room.

by scodder April 24, 2010

filthy boner

A filthy boner is one that, in the course of festivities, has become covered in filth.

Rupert woke up with a boner: one that was covered in cum, poo, vag juice, taco sauce, pubes, and dog slobber.

"Wow," he thought as he looked up to see Cindy's panties hanging from a floor lamp, "that must have been a great party."

"I have a filthy boner!"

by scodder April 25, 2010

gummy bear

A gummy bear is one who hasn't wiped up after whacking it or getting some sweet bear booty.

Smokey was a very gummy bear after three hours of flogging the dolphin while watching internet porn.

by scodder April 25, 2010

Hairy Otter

Hairy Otter is the hero of the Harry Potter novels adapted for otters.

Featured in such thrilling adventure as "Hairy Otter and the Fish-head of Fire", and "Hairy Otter and the Prisoner of Ottskhaban".

Totally beloved by tweeny otters.

Hairy Otter bravely waved his trout wand, driving back the evil Wart Pigs Of Doom.

by scodder April 27, 2010

Mayor McChode

Mayor McChode is a burgerland character who makes burgers heavily slathered with grundle cheese.

Mayor McChode was so stinky that none of the other burgerland characters except The Turdburglar would go near him.

by scodder April 28, 2010