smegmonarchy

The belief in the divine right and royalty of smegma.
I think Staci is insane. She's become a rabid cock-cheese munching believer in smegmonarchy!
by scodder March 22, 2010
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Scooby Doo doo doo

Scooby Doo doo doo is Scooby Doo crap.
They had to stop filming the cartoon when Scooby dropped a huge steaming heap of Scooby Doo doo doo.
by scodder June 29, 2010
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panthurbator

A panthurbator is someone who sneaks into wildlife parks to masturbate panthers.
Freddie had his hopes set on being a panthurbator, but all they found left of him was a sock and part of his chode.
by scodder April 21, 2010
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masterly bation

Masterly bation is where a servant whacks off his master.
"I say, Jenkins," said Master Dobbs, "I believe it's time for some masterly bation."

"Certainly, sir" said Jenkins. "The white gloves?"

"Of course," said Master Dobbs indignantly as he unbuttoned his trousers, "were you brought up in a barn?"
by scodder May 19, 2010
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Submarining with the cosby kids means diving down as deep as you can, dropping some logs, and then racing them back to the surface.

Not so cool in a public pool.
Serena was totally impressed with how deep Larry could dive, until the dooks started surfacing, and she saw that he'd been submarining with the cosby kids.

She didn't leave a note.
by scodder June 19, 2010
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smegmocracy

The governing of society by those with the most dick cheese.
With his huge uncircumcised wally containing a full pound of dick-Stilton, Harry was a firm believer in smegmocracy.
by scodder March 23, 2010
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whore nuts

Whore nuts are how to tell for sure whether that delicious ho you're about to bang is a boy or a girl.
Edgar: You're looking a bit moody today.

Scott: I met this really hot ho last night and she said she was going to give me a freebie.

We were just getting going when I felt a gigantic pair of whore nuts.

Edgar: Wow, that's harsh, man!
by scodder November 15, 2012
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