Frodo: What's that gunk all over the bathroom walls?
Enrico: Carlos engaged in messturbation and took off.
Frodo: What a pig!
Enrico: Carlos engaged in messturbation and took off.
Frodo: What a pig!
by scodder October 14, 2012
Badger farts are farts that rise from a badger burrow.
Due to badgers gorging on carrion, and other unpleasant things, badger farts are green and unbelievably stinky.
Due to badgers gorging on carrion, and other unpleasant things, badger farts are green and unbelievably stinky.
Ralph and Cindy Lou had finished the wine, and had settled into some gentle frenching, when they heard a "whoof" from underground and saw a green cloud drifting toward them
"Badger farts!" screamed Ralph.
"Run!" said Cindy Lou, pausing only to pick up her bra.
"Badger farts!" screamed Ralph.
"Run!" said Cindy Lou, pausing only to pick up her bra.
by scodder May 18, 2010
As Morton thrust into the meaty loins of Dobbin, he was ecstatic to have found the services of a horsetitute.
The pillow talk afterwards was great too.
The pillow talk afterwards was great too.
by scodder May 05, 2010
by scodder August 06, 2010
A roadkill sandwich is lettuce, mayo, Wonder Bread and roadkill of your choice.
It's surprisingly delicious.
It's surprisingly delicious.
by scodder April 06, 2010
When Trevor found Scott's cache of "Pedophile And Shaved Goat Magazine", he screamed "Filthy filth!", and tried to gouge his eyes out.
by scodder June 27, 2010
The basset hounds of the apocalypse appear at great disasters.
They bark in their deep bassety voices, mark their territory with pissin' and scratchin', and move on.
Their names are Grumpy, Dopey, Sleepy and Snuffles.
They bark in their deep bassety voices, mark their territory with pissin' and scratchin', and move on.
Their names are Grumpy, Dopey, Sleepy and Snuffles.
News reports mention the appearance of the four basset hounds of the apocalypse at the Johnstown Flood.
Their deep bassety voices instilled great fear.
Their deep bassety voices instilled great fear.
by scodder April 29, 2010