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"I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.
Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...
Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!
Edbogard: I...
*thud*
Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!
Edbogard: I...
*thud*
by scodder November 15, 2012
Get the I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester mug.Alonso: How was your date with Sofia?
Dionisio: It was fantastic! We had a lovely dinner followed by an evening of masturfellation.
Alonso: Atta boy!
Dionisio: It was fantastic! We had a lovely dinner followed by an evening of masturfellation.
Alonso: Atta boy!
by scodder November 9, 2012
Get the masturfellation mug.Pasquale: So how did your night with Debbi go?
Enrico: We both took off our glasses and it turned into a total squintercourse.
I believe at one point I was boffing her bellybutton.
Pasquale: Yikes!
Enrico: We both took off our glasses and it turned into a total squintercourse.
I believe at one point I was boffing her bellybutton.
Pasquale: Yikes!
by scodder November 6, 2012
Get the squintercourse mug.Carlo: Why do you smell like dog spooge?
Fredo: I got a job as a dog fluffer. I'm so ashamed.
Carlo: There, there...
Fredo: I got a job as a dog fluffer. I'm so ashamed.
Carlo: There, there...
by scodder November 5, 2012
Get the dog fluffer mug.An elk molester is someone who takes advantage of the gentle and docile nature of these magnificent creatures to satisfy their vile sexual needs.
by scodder November 2, 2012
Get the elk molester mug.A sexy pig is a pig in garters, fishnet stockings, and a lacy bra with eight cut-away cups.
Looks surprisingly hot on boars too.
Looks surprisingly hot on boars too.
Otis: I'm feelin' some yearnin's for your pig.
Festus: No surprise, bro. Look at the way it's tricked out. That's one sexy pig!
Festus: No surprise, bro. Look at the way it's tricked out. That's one sexy pig!
by scodder November 1, 2012
Get the sexy pig mug.Cedric:Why is that bird so happy?
Cynthia: I just gave him a blowjay.
Cedric: Chirp!
Cynthia: Why certainly, my darling.
Cynthia: I just gave him a blowjay.
Cedric: Chirp!
Cynthia: Why certainly, my darling.
by scodder October 31, 2012
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