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Ped O'Bear is a happy Irish bear who loves kids.
As a special treat he'll let them suck on the beef jerky lollipop he keeps in his pants.
As a special treat he'll let them suck on the beef jerky lollipop he keeps in his pants.
Lil Jessie: Wow, this lollipop tastes great!
Ped O'Bear: Keep sucking and you'll get to the delicious cream filling.
Lil Jessie: Oh boy!
Ped O'Bear: Keep sucking and you'll get to the delicious cream filling.
Lil Jessie: Oh boy!
by scodder March 23, 2013
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Get the inscrutable mug."Mr. Basset" grabbed the chihuahua by the collar, shook it into unconsciousness, and then drove his huge red tadger into the chihuahua's rump.
"My basset hound is gay," said Oscar, as the chihuahua's owner let out a small cry and collapsed.
"My basset hound is gay," said Oscar, as the chihuahua's owner let out a small cry and collapsed.
by scodder June 3, 2010
Get the my basset hound is gay mug.Alonso: How was your date with Sofia?
Dionisio: It was fantastic! We had a lovely dinner followed by an evening of masturfellation.
Alonso: Atta boy!
Dionisio: It was fantastic! We had a lovely dinner followed by an evening of masturfellation.
Alonso: Atta boy!
by scodder November 9, 2012
Get the masturfellation mug.Chef boyardump means taking a dump after eating chef boyardee.
Usually accompanied by terrible gas and diarrhea.
Usually accompanied by terrible gas and diarrhea.
After eating four cans of beefaghetti, Namibio had to take a huge chef boyardump, with massive colon blow.
by scodder May 4, 2010
Get the chef boyardump mug.A spooge meister is someone who can perform amazing tricks with his spooge, including the rarely performed and dangerous "flaming spoogies".
A total babe magnet.
A total babe magnet.
When "Mr. Jizz", famous spooge meister, had finished his act with a "double flaming spoogies" the security guards had to step in to stop the totally hot babes from rushing the stage.
by scodder May 23, 2010
Get the spooge meister mug.Being pigsually intercoursulated means being sexually violated by pigs.
Not as pleasant as it sounds.
Not as pleasant as it sounds.
Jojo was sitting on the pig sty fence above the breeding boars, smoking a doobie, when he fell in.
When he emerged, covered in mud and (other unpleasant things), he gasped, "I been pigsually intercoursulated," before collapsing.
When he emerged, covered in mud and (other unpleasant things), he gasped, "I been pigsually intercoursulated," before collapsing.
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