sam's definitions

spidersex

The act of sex with a spider. Comes from the word 'spider' and the word 'sex'.

'On the way to the park i stopped to have some spidersex'

by Sam March 12, 2005

Teeny Bopper

someone who screams a lot at a "band" and doesn't even know the "band" members names eg. good charlotte

this stick rosie at my school in christchurch screaming "OMG ITS LIKE GOOD CHARLOTTE I LIKE LOVE HIM AND HES LIKE TOTALLY HOT BUT I LIKE DON'T LIKE NO HIS NAME LIKE"

pisses me off

by sam November 23, 2003

dagger to a swan

a totally random concoction of words, sometimes confused with the phrase "A Jackknife To A Swan"

by sam October 27, 2003

gothic

gothic is not wearing black, or painting your nails black, gothic is not shopping at hot topic, gothic is not listening to good charlotte or other rock or metal, gothic was a time era or language....

"im gothic because i wear black and shop at hot topic and paint my nails black and listen to good charlotte"- chick at my school.....NOT GOTHIC

by sam February 11, 2004

caiti

1. a girl who knows useless bits of information, watches cool shows like the Simpsons, eats burritos, comes up with cool words like "mow", comes up with cool catchphrases like "Holy Shit on Wheels
2. someone/something you sell in Turkey for crack money

1. Sometimes I wish I was like Caiti.
2. Damn...I need some crack and I am in Turkey...I better go get some Caiti's from the ATM.

by sam March 1, 2005

hot soup

When a person shits and pisses in a plastic bag and dumps it on someones drive way

We are going to soup it up on your drive way tonight

by sam May 23, 2004

samol

Piece of shit boy who trys to be a man.
Claims to pick up on the lady folk and says that he is a real "Rico Suave". He is the real queer boy who cannot get close to girls. He just tries to show off in front of his friends, but has no skills picken up the ladies. He is afraid of every race not to his own, because they all slam him because of his small pee pee. He must be from Viet...

Related to Versaci, and Monti

by sam April 3, 2004