sam's definitions

Bass

The lowest male singing voice. In opera and musicals, they play buffoons, kings, priests, fathers, the Devil, and other miscellaneous parts. Male counterpart to the contralto, although much more common.

Whoa, now that's low! I like the bass! So majestic, so elegant... but it sounds kinda spooky.

by Sam October 29, 2004

samphearleak

a type of species that is extremely handsome and confident in all abilities known to man (also called sam for short, which stands for sexy asian man)

Mate, look at that there samphearleak, ain't that a beauty.

by Sam September 17, 2004

nsbem

Abbreviation- New Strong Bad E-Mail

lets people know that strong bad has posted a new email.

toby - "nsbem"
sam - "yeah i saw it this morning"

by Sam April 12, 2005

reallysnazzy

Something that tight cool awesome
an noun that has more snazz

Man this game is reallsnazzy

by sam April 19, 2004

Persian Brown

A powerful form of meth mixed with opiets that is snorted.

This is the drug that killed River Phoenix. He took it in the bathroom of Johnny Depp's night club, The Viper Room

by Sam May 13, 2005

Butt Log

A peice of extraordinarily brown poop

The Butt Log hung out of the window sill, wanting to jump out and end his sad little poopy life

by Sam June 10, 2002

Teeny Bopper

someone who screams a lot at a "band" and doesn't even know the "band" members names eg. good charlotte

this stick rosie at my school in christchurch screaming "OMG ITS LIKE GOOD CHARLOTTE I LIKE LOVE HIM AND HES LIKE TOTALLY HOT BUT I LIKE DON'T LIKE NO HIS NAME LIKE"

pisses me off

by sam November 23, 2003