sal's definitions

the surfboard

take a chick to the beach...wax up your surfboard and rail some hooker...right before your about to bust your hot sauce, slide her off the board and tell her to close her eyes for a nice suprise...pick up the surfboard and WHAMMO!!! crack right across the chest with it...then blow your load in her eyes...ben stein then runs on the beach and says "clear eyes...WOOOOOW!"

who the fuck cares...this is just hypothetical shit

by sal February 10, 2004

trip n' sip

the trip n' sip...stumbling around after sippin...i dont know how bout 24 beers and a jack and coke...then you proceed to bang some chick in her most notorious of body cavities and blow your load all over her fuckin face...then you give her one of those loopy crazy straws to slurp your manspunk off her face!!! mmmm tastes like vanilla! w/ salt BITCH!

im sure you all know some trip n' sip wench

by sal February 9, 2004

ass prophet

the leader of all assholes!!

nyran is the king of all the ass prophets!

by sal February 3, 2004

cock sorcerer

a person that pisses u off to no extent and should be hung by their fuckin taint!

most and foremost managerial people are a primary target to get cock sorcerer status!

by sal February 3, 2004

rhino cum blast

this is just a person that is a load that should have been swallowed and is busted as sin

the most annoying fuckin doosh bags on this planet is a prime example of a rhino's cum blast

by sal February 3, 2004

yaho

Slang term for cocaine

"Jose is all geeked up on yaho"

by Sal January 26, 2004

xxx

Label put on products that men will highly enjoy.

woohoo, XXX-LT Lariat F-150! The one with the porno music horn that runs on whiskey!

by Sal November 19, 2003