by Sal June 14, 2004

this is for the super duper cuntblasting whore bags that will at the drop of a pin whip out your trouser snake and start yanking for some cream for her coffee! SPLAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!! right in her occular cavities!!!
by SAL February 19, 2004

by Sal November 19, 2003

You are my favorite poleshafter.
by Sal July 20, 2004

getting off the feeezy
by sal July 08, 2003

Reverse Robin-Hood:
Essentially, steal from the poor, give to the rich. Enacted by a senile puppet in the 80's in the height of his delirium.
Essentially, steal from the poor, give to the rich. Enacted by a senile puppet in the 80's in the height of his delirium.
Tax Collector: That's ok, Mr. Trump, you can go, we'll just go shake down that hobo over there.
Trump: God, I LOVE Reaganomics!
Trump: God, I LOVE Reaganomics!
by Sal November 10, 2003

1337 in its pure form. The pwner of the entire internet and possibly the world. Could own a small miniscule member with no effort.
Also see people who can walk on water
Also see people who can walk on water
OH MY GOD!! IT'S SHIFTY! HE JUST PERFORMED A MIRACLE!
Shifty, spit on me please, I'll sell it on eBay.
Shifty, will you marry me?
Shifty, spit on me please, I'll sell it on eBay.
Shifty, will you marry me?
by Sal July 20, 2004
