28 definitions by sal

rhino cum blast

this is just a person that is a load that should have been swallowed and is busted as sin

the most annoying fuckin doosh bags on this planet is a prime example of a rhino's cum blast

by sal February 4, 2004

man slut

Joshi Hilton a.k.a Jelly man. Just check out the last name...need we say anymore???
Jelly man is often found at bus stops looking like a sexy beast with his shirt unbuttoned and his pants very low.
He has been known to cause riots amoungst girls, usually about who wants to shag him first.

Dude, just check out the last name...Hilton... He may not be related to Paris, but makes a decent sex tape none the less.

by sal April 21, 2005

Wingman

When a friend plays the destraction. (I.E.~you and your bud are at a bar, you spot a hott girl that you want to know. Your friend goes to the other one and destracts her, while you go in for the kill.)

Dave, my wingman, helped me talk to that hott chick over there.

by sal March 20, 2004

Briw

Shortining of brilliant made up by Dave and Sally who are very much in love

Oh my fuking god Dave you are sooooooooo briw xxx

by sal March 31, 2005

pud puller

this is for the super duper cuntblasting whore bags that will at the drop of a pin whip out your trouser snake and start yanking for some cream for her coffee! SPLAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!! right in her occular cavities!!!

look at the fuckin pud puller! extra cream for ya BITCH!

by sal February 19, 2004

Reaganomics

Reverse Robin-Hood:
Essentially, steal from the poor, give to the rich. Enacted by a senile puppet in the 80's in the height of his delirium.

Tax Collector: That's ok, Mr. Trump, you can go, we'll just go shake down that hobo over there.
Trump: God, I LOVE Reaganomics!

by sal November 11, 2003

ass prophet

the leader of all assholes!!

nyran is the king of all the ass prophets!

by sal February 4, 2004