sal's definitions

Shifty

1337 in its pure form. The pwner of the entire internet and possibly the world. Could own a small miniscule member with no effort.

Also see people who can walk on water

OH MY GOD!! IT'S SHIFTY! HE JUST PERFORMED A MIRACLE!

Shifty, spit on me please, I'll sell it on eBay.

Shifty, will you marry me?

by Sal July 20, 2004

pud puller

this is for the super duper cuntblasting whore bags that will at the drop of a pin whip out your trouser snake and start yanking for some cream for her coffee! SPLAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!! right in her occular cavities!!!

look at the fuckin pud puller! extra cream for ya BITCH!

by SAL February 19, 2004

xxx

Label put on products that men will highly enjoy.

woohoo, XXX-LT Lariat F-150! The one with the porno music horn that runs on whiskey!

by Sal November 19, 2003

Poleshafter

One who slides down the male shaft as they would a fire pole.

You are my favorite poleshafter.

by Sal July 20, 2004

feeezy

carbonated drink, mostly used to mock younger brothers/sisters who drink a lot of fizzy cola, etc

getting off the feeezy

by sal July 8, 2003

Reaganomics

Reverse Robin-Hood:
Essentially, steal from the poor, give to the rich. Enacted by a senile puppet in the 80's in the height of his delirium.

Tax Collector: That's ok, Mr. Trump, you can go, we'll just go shake down that hobo over there.
Trump: God, I LOVE Reaganomics!

by Sal November 10, 2003

der

meaning to go over "there" but in a slangish way or when typing simply just too lazy to type it

hey fapman look over der

by sal June 18, 2006