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pud puller

this is for the super duper cuntblasting whore bags that will at the drop of a pin whip out your trouser snake and start yanking for some cream for her coffee! SPLAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!! right in her occular cavities!!!
look at the fuckin pud puller! extra cream for ya BITCH!
by SAL February 19, 2004
mugGet the pud pullermug.

xxx

Label put on products that men will highly enjoy.
woohoo, XXX-LT Lariat F-150! The one with the porno music horn that runs on whiskey!
by Sal November 19, 2003
mugGet the xxxmug.

Poleshafter

One who slides down the male shaft as they would a fire pole.
You are my favorite poleshafter.
by Sal July 20, 2004
mugGet the Poleshaftermug.

feeezy

carbonated drink, mostly used to mock younger brothers/sisters who drink a lot of fizzy cola, etc
getting off the feeezy
by sal July 8, 2003
mugGet the feeezymug.

Reaganomics

Reverse Robin-Hood:
Essentially, steal from the poor, give to the rich. Enacted by a senile puppet in the 80's in the height of his delirium.
Tax Collector: That's ok, Mr. Trump, you can go, we'll just go shake down that hobo over there.
Trump: God, I LOVE Reaganomics!
by Sal November 10, 2003
mugGet the Reaganomicsmug.

Briw

Shortining of brilliant made up by Dave and Sally who are very much in love
Oh my fuking god Dave you are sooooooooo briw xxx
by Sal March 31, 2005
mugGet the Briwmug.

trip n' sip

the trip n' sip...stumbling around after sippin...i dont know how bout 24 beers and a jack and coke...then you proceed to bang some chick in her most notorious of body cavities and blow your load all over her fuckin face...then you give her one of those loopy crazy straws to slurp your manspunk off her face!!! mmmm tastes like vanilla! w/ salt BITCH!
im sure you all know some trip n' sip wench
by sal February 9, 2004
mugGet the trip n' sipmug.

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