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1337 in its pure form. The pwner of the entire internet and possibly the world. Could own a small miniscule member with no effort.
Also see people who can walk on water
Also see people who can walk on water
OH MY GOD!! IT'S SHIFTY! HE JUST PERFORMED A MIRACLE!
Shifty, spit on me please, I'll sell it on eBay.
Shifty, will you marry me?
Shifty, spit on me please, I'll sell it on eBay.
Shifty, will you marry me?
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That is so gaydm.
by Sal April 29, 2004
