der

meaning to go over "there" but in a slangish way or when typing simply just too lazy to type it

hey fapman look over der

by sal June 17, 2006

Poleshafter

One who slides down the male shaft as they would a fire pole.

You are my favorite poleshafter.

by Sal July 20, 2004

the surfboard

take a chick to the beach...wax up your surfboard and rail some hooker...right before your about to bust your hot sauce, slide her off the board and tell her to close her eyes for a nice suprise...pick up the surfboard and WHAMMO!!! crack right across the chest with it...then blow your load in her eyes...ben stein then runs on the beach and says "clear eyes...WOOOOOW!"

who the fuck cares...this is just hypothetical shit

by sal February 10, 2004

gaydm

Originated from Japanese Domestic Market. Pokes fun at people who play out JDM.

That is so gaydm.

by Sal April 30, 2004

Shifty

1337 in its pure form. The pwner of the entire internet and possibly the world. Could own a small miniscule member with no effort.

Also see people who can walk on water

OH MY GOD!! IT'S SHIFTY! HE JUST PERFORMED A MIRACLE!

Shifty, spit on me please, I'll sell it on eBay.

Shifty, will you marry me?

by Sal July 20, 2004

Ness

Suffix yes, and all of that. Ness is substance, thing, stuff, etcness

I'm hot; i'm wearing 5 layers of ness

by Sal March 30, 2005

the underground railroad

The toilet and/or the entire human fecal system.

Called the underground railroad because "black shit escapes."

Goddamnit, I better go visit the underground railroad.

by sal May 18, 2004