28 definitions by sal

Ness

Suffix yes, and all of that. Ness is substance, thing, stuff, etcness

I'm hot; i'm wearing 5 layers of ness

by sal March 30, 2005

the underground railroad

The toilet and/or the entire human fecal system.

Called the underground railroad because "black shit escapes."

Goddamnit, I better go visit the underground railroad.

by sal May 18, 2004

Shifty

1337 in its pure form. The pwner of the entire internet and possibly the world. Could own a small miniscule member with no effort.

Also see people who can walk on water

OH MY GOD!! IT'S SHIFTY! HE JUST PERFORMED A MIRACLE!

Shifty, spit on me please, I'll sell it on eBay.

Shifty, will you marry me?

by sal July 20, 2004

Chinkaneese

When a chineese (chink) and japaneese (aneese) have a kid...It becomes Chinkaneese.

Stupid chinkaneese, can't even drive!

by sal March 11, 2004

BMac

One who gets so drunk that he loses consciousness and finds many different women attractive, while still managing not too puke.

Dude, you pulled a BMac!

by sal February 25, 2003

yaho

Slang term for cocaine

"Jose is all geeked up on yaho"

by sal January 26, 2004

Orteus

Slang for gay buttsex

I caught Cronic and Zen behind the barn having some orteus.

by sal August 22, 2003