A Navy walrus is like a Navy SEAL except they are too fat to actually be a seal. Although they don't get assigned to any official "Walrus Team 6" etc etc, they do go on dangerous missions to places like Pizza Hut and places that offer all you can eat buffet and they are called on to go perform BDT ops aka Buffet Demolition Team.
Hey do you think that fat ass in the camo pants is just a redneck or maybe a Navy Walrus? It is hard to say because he is fat enough but does not seem to be eating like it's a mission.
by saharadryhumor January 15, 2015
Get the navy walrusmug. A game that is similar to second life except of course you are dead but have came back as a ghost and get to haunt people. It the safe alternative to actually killing yourself in order to experience the joy of being a haunt to someone.
You wanna play second life? Nah I have moved on to second death. It more fun because anyone can safely live a second life in reality but a second death? Now that is something to do mate. I get to haunt the shit out of people and can even invade second life and scare the shit out of people living their second life while I am safely dead as 12 O'clock.
by saharadryhumor February 27, 2015
Get the second deathmug. Kneepads are people who you see at the park with their kids playing and they always make their kids wear every type of safety gear known to man when the kids are not even moving fast enuf to get hurt. Always overkill and has a somewhat arrogance effect on the other families because implies that their kids are special and have to have extra protection to play with your "normal" kids.
Look at these kneepads right there. Pisses me off. What are they getting ready for Baghdad or Fallujia ? Tell the boys they cant play with the kneepads unless they promise to find a weakness in their gear and break one of their kids bones.
by saharadryhumor January 10, 2015
Get the Kneepadsmug. The PC Party is a group that consists of all those people whose survival basically depends on the enforcement of PC politics. Fags, minorities, retards, baby rapers & any other disgusting person who would be slaughtered y any society with true justice will not only survive but many times thrive in this party bubble of protection.
Why did that faggot mike who rapped all them little boys get probation and a government house instead of people beating the shit out of him? Well because he belongs to the PC Party. We can go kick his ass later but we have to figure out a benign reason like lets say he stole your bike... That should have a 11% chance of getting us off, or we can just say your a fag and maybe you can fake your way into the party.
by saharadryhumor June 06, 2015
Get the PC Partymug. tarheel is a term used to describe someone from North Carolina. The name originated in the civil war era when a union general remarked that the NC rebels must have tar on their heels because they stick to their lines and don't run no matter how intense the battle becomes.
I would hate to fight an army from NC because according to the tarheel legend you can't beat them without totally destroying them.
by saharadryhumor January 10, 2015
Get the tarheelmug. A Chumpanzee is an animal that is almost identical to a chimpanzee is every way except personality and intelligence. Basically it is a chimpanzee that is stupid, ugly, retarded and is a wimp that gets bullied by koalas and sometime butt raped by sloths.
We went to the zoo yesterday but it was complete rubbish. All the animals were asleep except for two koala that were butt raping the shit out of some fat ass Chumpanzee and the whole time the Chumpanzee just whined a little bit but kept eating the crusty mcnuggets we had throw at him. He was in a safe place until we knocked him down with the nuggets and then a sloth got in his hiding place and would not let him escape. I kinda felt bad for the poor guy but only for a few seconds. After that we just made fun of him and videoed it for the zoo giftshop.
by saharadryhumor January 23, 2015
Get the Chumpanzeemug. A downvoter is someone who will go on UD and downvote everything they come across because they have no skill to make their own definitions and have no friends to help them so to make them feel better about themselves they just try and ruin everyone elses fun.
I went on my user page today and sure enuf every single on my definitions had a single downvote on them. I kinda feel sorry for the downvoter because if they think it will really hurt someones feelings or that the person really gives a shit what they think is sad. They should just buy a print dictionary and torture it instead.
by saharadryhumor January 10, 2015
Get the downvotermug.