Definitions by saharadryhumor
Mafia
The Mafia or Cosa Nostra meaning "our thing" was originally a criminal gang that originated in Sicily until around WWII when the fascist government tried to wipe them out. Most of the members went incognito during the war or fled to America where they created what is today known generically as the "mafia" although technically this is just a genericised term but the true name would simply be "la cosa nostra americana".
Even though John Gotti was in the mafia and probably killed and or beat the shit out of 100's of people for some reason I still liked the guy.
Mafia by saharadryhumor February 21, 2015
iFree
An iFree is a website or mobile app that you encounter when searching for free services online and it tries to force you to join a group or sign up before you can use the promised service. It will allow you to sign up for free but once all your info is taken then it tells you to pay or fuck off and when you refuse it will send you daily emails trying to tempt you into visiting the site again.
Now my email is gone to shit for real because I got hemmed up in an iFree service when I tried to see if Bubba was a child molester. The thing said search for sex offender free but turns out they ifree and wanted 30 bucks.
iFree by saharadryhumor February 15, 2015
Road Rage
Road Rage is a term that cover a broad range of behaviors that people exibit when they get pissed off while driving and tear shit up, smash other peoples cars, smash their own car and sometimes they will get out and beat the shit out of someone or they may get their own ass kicked (which cures some road rage). Basically a very stupid thing to do unless you video it and share on Youtube then it is okay.
Man I saw this guy get out of an 18 wheeler cause he had road rage and wanted to kick this scooter drivers ass but the scooter driver beat the shit out of the trucker but in the end the trucker caught back up with him and just ran the scooter over with the dude still riding it... Whats that? Oh yes it was very funny and fuck that guy why should I have helped him? He was under a truck okay....
Road Rage by saharadryhumor February 6, 2015
Brown eye blues
The Brown eye blues is the condition caused by getting pounded in the rectum/anus/asshole too hard which leads to blue and black bruised butthole. Often times is caused by or is a result of butt rape and butt vikings are notorious for causing this condition.
Look at Willie trying to walk. HAHAHA he cant because he was in jail last night and now he has the Brown eye blues
Brown eye blues by saharadryhumor February 6, 2015
scapegrope
a scapegrope is a move that women use to get out of anything. When ever you are talking to your woman about some horrendous or stupid shit she did no matter how bad it may be all she has to do to do is grope your penis and instantly you will be ready for sex and forget the issue altogether.
Man I wish I could remember what that big headed bitch did to me. She pulled a scapegrope on me last night and now I can't remember what I was supposed be mad at her for.
scapegrope by saharadryhumor January 31, 2015
Heckle & Jeckle
Heckle & Jeckle are a pair of identical twin crow cartoon characters created by Paul Terry. They basically go around looking for trouble and people (mostly retarded dogs) that they can punish and harass for no good reason.
Heckle & Jeckle are the coolest crows in the world but I wish they were for hire so I could send over to Wills house to beat his ass and teach him a thing or two about respect.
Heckle & Jeckle by saharadryhumor January 30, 2015
pmfag
a pmfag is a dude who acts completely normal during the day but at night becomes a complete fag and lives a second life dedicated to butt sex with men.
Larry is such a pmfag. I caught him riding in the car with that queer dnatello last night and he tried to say oh my car broke down but they were riding in his car at the time... dumb ass faggot.
pmfag by saharadryhumor January 30, 2015