saharadryhumor's definitions

Sinclairing

Sinclairing is the act of giving a blow job while doing blow in a government office.

Sinclairing was a big news maker for Marion Barry and his many hoes while in office but the Obama case really gave the practice a name.

by saharadryhumor December 26, 2014

first line vocabulary

A first line vocabulary is someone who hears a cool or just clever new slang term and then goes to Urban Dictionary and assumes the first meaning is the correct one no matter what the context.

I saw a girl get disowned by her family because she tried to pull a first line vocabulary move and ended up calling her mother a swine humping prostitute by accident.

by saharadryhumor December 27, 2014

Castrato

Castrato is a man or boy who has had his nut-sack chopped off so that he does not produce any man-juice and therefore is basically a girl with a penis. They sing like little girls and look like a giant torso with 2 inch thick but 7 foot long legs and 1 inch thick and 3 foot long arms. even though they were seen as freaks because they were simply sick freaks they were nonetheless loved for their singing abillity but still hated for absolutely everything else.

I never have seen one but I was told that the Italian opera uses Castrato singers which are really just nutless men who can sing like a woman or even a little girl.

by saharadryhumor December 31, 2014

Rioters Block

Rioters Block is the feeling of anxiety, fear or a loss of motivation during a riot. The causes are not entirely known but the fact that police will kill someone for playing in the park or just walking out their front door may be why rioters would be struck with said fear and an inability to complete a successful riot or at least a simple firebombing.

I swear that I am so tired of this bullshit the Government keeps pulling but everytime I try to go tear some shit down or decide to go set their cars on fire I am crippled by this stubborn case of Rioters Block. I need to get over this or they are will just keep on screwing things up.

by saharadryhumor January 2, 2015

Presstitute

A presstitute is a journalist who will print or not print any story if payed to do so. Usually the presstitutes boss acts as a pimp because people will pay off the boss and he/she as pimp will make sure his hoes does what the client wants.

Fox news is full of presstitutes and they are all pimped my Murdoch but the liberal media channels are mostly independent hoes who will do any client for their own gain.

by saharadryhumor January 3, 2015

422

422 (spoken four twenty two) is code for a hippie. The idea comes from 4/22 or April 22nd which is earth day and so millions of hippies the world round' come out of the woodwork on this day. Mostly used by police to ID a dirty or stank hippie looking person. On some occasions fire & rescue teams will use the code as will hazmat crews when the hippie is exceptionally filthy or smelly.

Cop 1: So you wanna go get something to eat?
Cop 2: Hell no man I don't have any appetite today.
Cop 1: Why?
Cop 2: I had to take in a 422 today and he took his shoes off in my cruiser... Man it smells like death in that car.
Cop 1: Where is you cruiser by the way?
Cop 2: Oh I just drove it into the lake to get rid of the smell.... and the 422's stanking ass *laughter* *Vomits* *harder laughter*

by saharadryhumor January 4, 2015

deadline

A deadline refers to a practice in earlier prison camps which were usually farms and therefore had no real fences and so the deadline was literally a perimeter line that if you crossed you would be shot and most likely killed.

Can you imagine if they were to enact old school deadlines in place of the modern equivalent? I bet everyone would turn their work in on time with that kind of pressure. Unless of course they were suicidal and too lazy to do it themselves.

by saharadryhumor January 8, 2015