Second life is the landfill of the world wide web. A place to go when you want to act out a life that would otherwise get you locked up, killed or possibly leave with one if not many deadly infections. The one positive or useful feature on the website that is the fact that if you are looking for a murderer or child rapist and have the resources to monitor second life for a single 72 hour period then you are almost guaranteed to find them them there.
Did you see the news last night about the cops catching a murderer on second life?. They also found a pedo two lost goats and a guy wanted for raping a horse too.
by saharadryhumor January 19, 2015
Boner fide is a way to confirm that a woman is truly hot an/or sexy based on scientific evidence. This is done by looking, touching and feeling of said woman and then waiting to see if a boner is produced. If a boner is present after the process then the woman is deemed boner fide hot.
I got drunk with Cindy last night night and to make a long story short I was able to verify that she is a boner fide vixen.
by saharadryhumor January 18, 2015
A visa type card that allows a person to receive welfare benefits each month without the need to mail and cash a check. It is basically the opposite of employee benefits because no work is required to receive them. The style of the card varies state to state but if you see any black or Latino with a plastic card you can be sure it is either a hood visa or a real credit card stolen from a white man or woman. These cards can also be used as a weapon. To do this you will need to locate a black or Latino individual, take their hood visa and hide it under their work-boots. Once this has been done said individual will starve to death in 2 - 4 days unless they are able to rob a corner store and or hire a white person to locate the card for them.
That woman on aisle 4 with 34 kids and 8 carts full of groceries must have one hell of a hood visa otherwise this store is seconds away from being robbed.
nigglets sligger black hood food stamps
nigglets sligger black hood food stamps
by saharadryhumor May 24, 2014
Hyperventilation is the physiological response to breathing to rapidly thus creating a surplus of toxins in the blood stream at a rate higher than the body cope with. Usually results in a passing out or fainting followed by a headache and sometimes nausea. Although most of the time minor it can and has killed people especially if done intentionally while also fighting the bodies natural responses.
Well I guess frank deserves to be dead for playing that stupid Hyperventilation game but somehow that cretin bastard has survived 20 rounds. I'm kinda tired of his stupid Hyperventilation shit that I hope he does die next time. I will laugh so hard I might hyperventilate myself hahahaha!!
by saharadryhumor February 28, 2015
A NSE or near soiled experience is when the stages leading up to a case of mud butt happen so rapidly that you barely make it to the bathroom and have a vision and sensation of crapping your pants but then once you make it to the toilet you snap back to reality and realize you made it but just barely.
I thought my favorite pants were as good as gone yesterday at taco bell but turns out it was just an near soiled experience. I do feel bad for whoever has to mop that bathroom floor though.
by saharadryhumor December 26, 2014
A dicktionary is like a dictionary but instead of words it lists women that a man has slept with and includes a description of her body and performance as well as listing all of the ways she is willing to have sex. Kinda like a sophisticated black book.
If I don't slow down I'm gonna need a second notebook to continue writing my dicktionary. In the mean time I think I will look up and repeat the l section again.
by saharadryhumor January 10, 2015
a pmfag is a dude who acts completely normal during the day but at night becomes a complete fag and lives a second life dedicated to butt sex with men.
Larry is such a pmfag. I caught him riding in the car with that queer dnatello last night and he tried to say oh my car broke down but they were riding in his car at the time... dumb ass faggot.
by saharadryhumor January 30, 2015