Castrato is a man or boy who has had his nut-sack chopped off so that he does not produce any man-juice and therefore is basically a girl with a penis. They sing like little girls and look like a giant torso with 2 inch thick but 7 foot long legs and 1 inch thick and 3 foot long arms. even though they were seen as freaks because they were simply sick freaks they were nonetheless loved for their singing abillity but still hated for absolutely everything else.
I never have seen one but I was told that the Italian opera uses Castrato singers which are really just nutless men who can sing like a woman or even a little girl.
by saharadryhumor December 31, 2014
a scapegrope is a move that women use to get out of anything. When ever you are talking to your woman about some horrendous or stupid shit she did no matter how bad it may be all she has to do to do is grope your penis and instantly you will be ready for sex and forget the issue altogether.
Man I wish I could remember what that big headed bitch did to me. She pulled a scapegrope on me last night and now I can't remember what I was supposed be mad at her for.
by saharadryhumor February 01, 2015
Confucius was a Chinese teacher and philosopher born 551 BC in Zou. His teachings are obviously influenced by a mixture of tea, heroin, sugar, cocaine, LSD, blueberries, apple juice, methamphetamine, prozac, zoloft, lots of ambien and a pinch of salt. He would normally make this mixture and ingest it about 15 minutes before meditating. When he would come out of his meditative state which usually lasted anywhere from 15 minutes to 126 days he would then write down his sayings. He also made his own paper in a mill he had built in his back yard. He never wrote anything on Saturday or Monday, not for religious reasons but because his wife ran a part time restaurant out of his paper mill building on those two days preventing him from making paper. He wrote the recipes for the restaurant which included several savory cat and dog meat stir fry dishes along with a customer favorite desert made from vultures liver baked into a pie and served with a light glaze made of sugar mixed with warm stomach acid from a North American snailshank whipperfish. Confucius died in 479 BC and was buried in 1976.
by saharadryhumor October 19, 2014
Racetrack underwear are boxers or tighty whiteys that have many skid marks and burn outs on them. Skid marks being shit stains that are shaped like a car track due to the action of the butt crack gouging the stain into the unerware. Burnouts refer to the holes in underware that the cause of remains a mystery to this very day.
My wife wouldn't sleep with me last night because she was tired of having to deal with my racetrack underwear all the time. I told her if she would stop buying the sams club brand tp then maybe it would not be so severe but she doesn't listen.
by saharadryhumor January 10, 2015
How black people say " you now what I'm saying" but you will never ever know what someone is saying if they say gnome sayin.
by saharadryhumor January 09, 2015
A cuff wheel is a steering wheel that has a very small diameter and was originally designed for race cars. The more modern designs are known a cuff wheel because they make it possible to drive while wearing a pair of handcuffs. Even though having to drive with handcuffs on is not common it is definitely not outside of the realm of possibility especially when you take into account the crazy number of reasons that cops will lock you up nowadays.
I almost got hit in a crosswalk yesterday when some dude driving with a cuff wheel came flying through a red light because the police were chasing him.
by saharadryhumor January 10, 2015
Rioters Block is the feeling of anxiety, fear or a loss of motivation during a riot. The causes are not entirely known but the fact that police will kill someone for playing in the park or just walking out their front door may be why rioters would be struck with said fear and an inability to complete a successful riot or at least a simple firebombing.
I swear that I am so tired of this bullshit the Government keeps pulling but everytime I try to go tear some shit down or decide to go set their cars on fire I am crippled by this stubborn case of Rioters Block. I need to get over this or they are will just keep on screwing things up.
by saharadryhumor January 03, 2015