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a pmfag is a dude who acts completely normal during the day but at night becomes a complete fag and lives a second life dedicated to butt sex with men.
Larry is such a pmfag. I caught him riding in the car with that queer dnatello last night and he tried to say oh my car broke down but they were riding in his car at the time... dumb ass faggot.
pmfag by saharadryhumor January 30, 2015
When Bill Hopp JR. thinks something is hilarious, the term PMFAO will be given in place of "LMFAO"
PMFAO: Popping My Fucking Ass Off.

Bill likes popcorn so much, he has to "Pop" his ass off.
Bill Hopp JR. looks at a GFS Snow map in the middle of January. It shows a 3 foot blizzard for Baltimore.

"PMFAO he says! It's going to happen because JB mentioned it earlier"
PMFAO by Dah Weather G July 28, 2013
Related Words
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Paddy McCourt's Fenian Army
When Paddy McCourt comes on as a sub for celtic,

you can hear one set of fans shout : Paddy McCourt's !!

and the other set : Fenian army !!

and it is repeated like this for about 2 minutes of the game.
PMFA
Guy one: So what did you do last night?

Guy two: Oh i got inside AnnMaries pfagam
Pfagam by chicacharles November 25, 2009

Pyfagorean Queerom 

It is believed that the statement of Pyfagorean's Queeorem was discovered on a gay bar stool around 1969- The Pyfagorean Queorem relates to the three sides of a intertwined couple. It states that c2=a2+b2, C is the side that is opposite the right angle which is referred to as the cum. a and b are the males that are adjacent to the ejaculation. In essence, the Queeorem simply stated is: the sum of the cum of two small penises equals the area of the large one.
I heard Nick had a Pyfagorean Queerom last night, does anyone who the b squared (b2) was?

Everything is made up of math, for example the Pyfagorean Queerom.
Pussy magnet
My boy Jason Harriman is such a pmag. He gets all the bitches!
pmag by Kcoolcya November 19, 2013
A girl who is Pretty From A Glance....get it? basically wears a lot of makeup and dresses well to hide her ugly.
Jim: Dude, check out that chick!
John: Where? I don't see her?
Jim: There, across the street!!
John: Oh yeah she's hot....
(girl walks towards them, passes them)
Jim: Oh, wait, never mind, she was just a PFAG.
John: Yeah, total PFAG.
PFAG by hugemaster00 April 28, 2009
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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