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a pmfag is a dude who acts completely normal during the day but at night becomes a complete fag and lives a second life dedicated to butt sex with men.
Larry is such a pmfag. I caught him riding in the car with that queer dnatello last night and he tried to say oh my car broke down but they were riding in his car at the time... dumb ass faggot.
pmfag by saharadryhumor January 30, 2015
When Bill Hopp JR. thinks something is hilarious, the term PMFAO will be given in place of "LMFAO"
PMFAO: Popping My Fucking Ass Off.

Bill likes popcorn so much, he has to "Pop" his ass off.
Bill Hopp JR. looks at a GFS Snow map in the middle of January. It shows a 3 foot blizzard for Baltimore.

"PMFAO he says! It's going to happen because JB mentioned it earlier"
PMFAO by Dah Weather G July 28, 2013
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Paddy McCourt's Fenian Army
When Paddy McCourt comes on as a sub for celtic,

you can hear one set of fans shout : Paddy McCourt's !!

and the other set : Fenian army !!

and it is repeated like this for about 2 minutes of the game.
PMFA
Guy one: So what did you do last night?

Guy two: Oh i got inside AnnMaries pfagam
Pfagam by chicacharles November 25, 2009

Pyfagorean Queerom 

It is believed that the statement of Pyfagorean's Queeorem was discovered on a gay bar stool around 1969- The Pyfagorean Queorem relates to the three sides of a intertwined couple. It states that c2=a2+b2, C is the side that is opposite the right angle which is referred to as the cum. a and b are the males that are adjacent to the ejaculation. In essence, the Queeorem simply stated is: the sum of the cum of two small penises equals the area of the large one.
I heard Nick had a Pyfagorean Queerom last night, does anyone who the b squared (b2) was?

Everything is made up of math, for example the Pyfagorean Queerom.
Pussy magnet
My boy Jason Harriman is such a pmag. He gets all the bitches!
pmag by Kcoolcya November 19, 2013
A girl who is Pretty From A Glance....get it? basically wears a lot of makeup and dresses well to hide her ugly.
Jim: Dude, check out that chick!
John: Where? I don't see her?
Jim: There, across the street!!
John: Oh yeah she's hot....
(girl walks towards them, passes them)
Jim: Oh, wait, never mind, she was just a PFAG.
John: Yeah, total PFAG.
PFAG by hugemaster00 April 28, 2009