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a pmfag is a dude who acts completely normal during the day but at night becomes a complete fag and lives a second life dedicated to butt sex with men.
Larry is such a pmfag. I caught him riding in the car with that queer dnatello last night and he tried to say oh my car broke down but they were riding in his car at the time... dumb ass faggot.
pmfag by saharadryhumor January 30, 2015
When Bill Hopp JR. thinks something is hilarious, the term PMFAO will be given in place of "LMFAO"
PMFAO: Popping My Fucking Ass Off.

Bill likes popcorn so much, he has to "Pop" his ass off.
Bill Hopp JR. looks at a GFS Snow map in the middle of January. It shows a 3 foot blizzard for Baltimore.

"PMFAO he says! It's going to happen because JB mentioned it earlier"
PMFAO by Dah Weather G July 28, 2013
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Paddy McCourt's Fenian Army
When Paddy McCourt comes on as a sub for celtic,

you can hear one set of fans shout : Paddy McCourt's !!

and the other set : Fenian army !!

and it is repeated like this for about 2 minutes of the game.
PMFA
Another word for a womans genitals.
Guy one: So what did you do last night?

Guy two: Oh i got inside AnnMaries pfagam
Pfagam by chicacharles November 25, 2009

Pyfagorean Queerom 

It is believed that the statement of Pyfagorean's Queeorem was discovered on a gay bar stool around 1969- The Pyfagorean Queorem relates to the three sides of a intertwined couple. It states that c2=a2+b2, C is the side that is opposite the right angle which is referred to as the cum. a and b are the males that are adjacent to the ejaculation. In essence, the Queeorem simply stated is: the sum of the cum of two small penises equals the area of the large one.
I heard Nick had a Pyfagorean Queerom last night, does anyone who the b squared (b2) was?

Everything is made up of math, for example the Pyfagorean Queerom.
Pussy magnet
My boy Jason Harriman is such a pmag. He gets all the bitches!
pmag by Kcoolcya November 19, 2013
A girl who is Pretty From A Glance....get it? basically wears a lot of makeup and dresses well to hide her ugly.
Jim: Dude, check out that chick!
John: Where? I don't see her?
Jim: There, across the street!!
John: Oh yeah she's hot....
(girl walks towards them, passes them)
Jim: Oh, wait, never mind, she was just a PFAG.
John: Yeah, total PFAG.
PFAG by hugemaster00 April 28, 2009
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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