Tree Fucker

Someone who gets turned on by trees and bushes and constantly fucks them.

'oh yes, tree, baby, i love you' *in exhausted voice*

by Sarah April 01, 2004

Hetero-Pride

Pride that us straight people take in engaging in regular sex.

Marshall Mathers and Kim

by Sarah June 16, 2003

fuzz butt

Jailbait, especially one wearing the short skirt popular this summer

"We were looking for chics but they was all fuzz butts."

by Sarah August 12, 2004

uncool

no 'in'. another definition for 'mom'.

My mom is weirdly uncool.

by Sarah May 29, 2004

it's not you, it's me

A great excuse for breaking up with someone while trying not to hurt their feelings.
Famously used by George in Seinfeld, he gets upset when he found out someone used his line and claims he invented it.

"Dan I really like you but I think it's over between us."
"What? Why? What did I do?"
"It's not you, it's me."

by Sarah July 18, 2004

magic friend

A magic friend is a friend you are so close to, you can be honest and open about everything, share your ultimate famtasies with, and tell your innermost secrets to, someone you probably would fuck if you could but can't for whatever reason.

Philip is great, I tell him EVERYTHING!! He is my magic friend!!

by Sarah September 02, 2008

pimp

One who sells women for a profit, not to be confused with a player, who attempts to take said women

I think yous my hoe so I'm your pimp

by sarah November 24, 2003