fonger

someone who licks their own asshole

u fong urself so therefore u r a fonger

by spud June 01, 2003

Edam

Yorkshire folk making their frustrations known

"Eeee, damn! I've lost me keys!"

by Spud December 22, 2004

Gitmo

vt. to inflict suffering for an indeterminate period.

"If you don't go to bed right now, I'll gitmo your ass with the belt."

by sPud October 12, 2004

Empiracy

ehm-pie'-re-see n. actions which resemble those of an empirate.

With the suspension of elections in 2004, the administration was free to gitmo the country with its empiracy.

by sPud October 13, 2004

firkin

Something unspeakable you perform with your unmentionables.

Professor Hill caught Jennings having a quick firkin in the lavotories and nearly ended himself on the spot.

by spud July 22, 2003

Retiggity

Re-Todd YOUR NEXT!! You lil bitch

Retiggity YOUR NEXT!!

by SPUD September 24, 2003

p0nts

Someone elses scanties you wear on your head when very very drunk.

Simon spend half an hour dancing to Marillion with his dads p0nts on his head.

by spud July 22, 2003