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by ryan January 23, 2005
Get the j.c.r.cmug. A tool one can use when one's friend is drunk off their ass and can't make it to the toilet. Used to Avoid spillage on bed and anyother sensitive item.
by Ryan October 19, 2006
Get the bathtubmug. by ryan December 28, 2003
Get the WHALE!mug. An elite faction of people characterized by a large yet subtle wedgie. The initiation of a Wedge is usually carried out by the approval of the head chairman. Typical Wedge merriments include eating at Burger King and playing pranks on their rival group, Chevs (see "Chev"). Unlike the Chevs, the Wedges do not run on a nationality-specific agenda, so their group has more diversity.
by Ryan December 15, 2004
Get the Wedges, themug. Fucking douche bag faggots that wear their mother's clothes, spend too much money on gel, wear bra straps in their hair and drive honda civics.
by Ryan May 9, 2005
Get the ginosmug. All men shoot different intensities of orgasms. Some are short, quick and just kinda dribble out, and others are long, repetitive and fly across the room. The latter are performance loads; when you shoot so much as to impress the observers.
I was so horny all day, that when I went to the naked party I shot a performance load right above my head.
by Ryan November 27, 2004
Get the performance loadmug. Lions tail is a plant that is considered a weed and can reach up to 25 feet tall. The latin name is Leonotis leonorus. It can be used to ease pre-menstural discomfort, but it is more often used as a legal substitute to Cannabis.
by Ryan June 19, 2006
Get the lions tailmug.