ryan's definitions

cockstridge

its not a cock; not an ostridge, but its a cockstridge

ryan, brenden, and chuck are geniuses or just queer, maybe we can get some beer. cockstridges have legs and can beat you in a race too.

by ryan October 2, 2003

Mental Masturbation

Intellectual activity that serves no practical purpose.

We debated and created a perfect system of government, but it was all just mental masturbation, really.

by Ryan May 13, 2005

aphex twin

What music should sound like

Awesome.....The way that it can be hardcore of just soft melodies,....

by Ryan December 23, 2004

Stillerfied

The tranformation of normalcy to a state of your face being slanted upward at a 45 degree angle, complete with deformed teeth and crossed eyes.

Did you see Kriley walkin down the hall totally assbackwards, he's so stillerfied

by Ryan July 16, 2003

whatev

take the word whatever, subtract -er and get the cooler, shorter version of the word...whatev

Jake: do you wanna go pimp some fine ass jo jo's?

Ryan: whatev dude

by Ryan January 11, 2005

walk pee

To zig-zag back and forth while walking forward and peeing at the same time.

"Kaley was happy the rest of the night after Ryan walk-peed her name into the driveway."

by Ryan March 1, 2005

pigs

pigs are they sworn enemy of the skateboarders. pigs are usually fat, bald, ugly, and eat alot of doughnuts.

sk8er hate those damn pigs

by ryan December 8, 2004