ryan's definitions

cock strainer

1. One who strains, or sucks a cock
2. A real bastard

Brian's a dirty low-down cock strainer!

by Ryan January 19, 2005

durr

Word used mainly in insults or to emphasise the presence of a retard.

My name is Drew... Durr..

by Ryan January 19, 2005

sasquatch

a beautiful, hot, smart, cool, funny, pulchritudinous, admirable, alluring, angelic, appealing, beauteous, bewitching, charming, classy, comely, cute, dazzling, delicate, delightful, divine, elegant, enticing, excellent, exquisite, fair, fascinating, fine, foxy, good-looking, gorgeous, graceful, grand, handsome, ideal, lovely, magnificent, marvelous, nice, pleasing, pretty, pulchritudinous, radiant, ravishing, refined, resplendent, shapely, sightly, splendid, statuesque, stunning, sublime, superb, symmetrical, taking, well-formed, wonderful girl/lady/woman... oh and she has to hav a nice bon bon too

jaymee is a sasquatch cuz she has a nice bon bon

by ryan January 16, 2005

ghetto rich

primarily invested in depreciating assets i.e. cars, clothes, jewelery ghetto fabulous

someone with a tricked out car, a closet full of throwbacks, and no savings account is ghetto rich

by ryan January 14, 2005

cheving money

The process of making money without putting any effort in at all.

However, your money total never seems to increase no matter how much you earn.

I've been working all week it's all cheving money.

by ryan January 13, 2005

whatev

take the word whatever, subtract -er and get the cooler, shorter version of the word...whatev

Jake: do you wanna go pimp some fine ass jo jo's?

Ryan: whatev dude

by Ryan January 11, 2005

dodge viper

car produced by dodge starting in 1990, started with a 400hp V-10, later was given a 450hp V-10, and now has a 505 cubic inch 500hp 20 valve pushrod V-10 in the form of the 2004 viper SRT-10, vipers are fast as hell and are a force to be reckoned with...

That Dodge Viper just blew the doors off of my vtec honda civic hatchback, I am going to kill myself

by Ryan January 11, 2005