rustyshackleford's definitions

cookie monster band

all those death metal bands that sound just like Slipknot

oh great, ANOTHER cookie monster band music video on Fuse

by rustyshackleford January 3, 2008

Elmo

A puppet on Sesame Street who spends all his time eating shit sandwiches.

First, Elmo watches the sandwich being made. Now he is eating the sandwich. And now he is shitting out the sandwich.

by rustyshackleford January 3, 2008

Uga duga

The loud clacking sound your impact driver makes as you drive your fastener down tight

You better only give that 1/4" bolt two uga dugas or you'll break that bitch off

by RustyShackleford May 13, 2020

wikipedia rule of google

Anytime you google anything one of the first 10 hits will always be the wikipedia article about it.

I typed 'google' into google and the 3rd hit was the article on google at wikipedia, thus demonstrating the wikipedia rule of google.

by rustyshackleford November 2, 2007

corporationey

How corporations act according to Tim Robbins.

Tim Robbins: Let me explain to you how this works: you see, the corporations finance Team America, and then Team America goes out... and the corporations sit there in their... in their corporation buildings, and... and, and see, they're all corporationey... and they make money.

by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008

dickfor

I don't know what it is. I sure wish someone would tell me.

Could someone please tell me what's a dickfor.

by rustyshackleford January 3, 2008

Molesto

a new martial arts style that involves dry humping, ball grabbing and lip kissing your opponent into submission

that guy felt all dirty inside after he was a victim of a Molesto attack

by rustyshackleford January 3, 2008