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Elmo

A puppet on Sesame Street who spends all his time eating shit sandwiches.
First, Elmo watches the sandwich being made. Now he is eating the sandwich. And now he is shitting out the sandwich.
by rustyshackleford January 3, 2008
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Michael Moore

A very leftist Hollywood documentary filmmaker who also writes some books. He has been accused by many of telling lies in his movies but I tend to believe that he is overall honest because he is an Eagle Scout.
If I could ask Michael Moore one question it would be if he makes any tax deductions.
by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008
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social conservative

one who believes in principle in general government regulation of people's personal freedom, often as a result of their religious beliefs
Social conservatives tend to be against abortion, gay marriage, embryonic stem cell research, physician assisted suicide, gun control and affirmative action and for prayer in public schools, capital punishment and supporting Israel.
by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008
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cookie monster band

all those death metal bands that sound just like Slipknot
oh great, ANOTHER cookie monster band music video on Fuse
by rustyshackleford January 3, 2008
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wikipedia rule of google

Anytime you google anything one of the first 10 hits will always be the wikipedia article about it.
I typed 'google' into google and the 3rd hit was the article on google at wikipedia, thus demonstrating the wikipedia rule of google.
by rustyshackleford November 2, 2007
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Louis Farrakhan

Louis Farrakhan called Judaism a "gutter religion". He's just an asshole trying to rile up black people.
by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008
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Speed

A movie about Dennis Hopper wanting to blow up a bus because he had too much amphetamines.
Homer Simpson: I saw this movie about this bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."
by rustyshackleford September 15, 2007
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