rperazag's definitions
Extreme for of masochism endured by dysfunctional families (bunch of disgusting people living under the same roof) in which all forms of fake affection are mostly displayed through gifts in the form of electric appliances.
How was Mothers´day at home this year?
Well, you know... same usual Mother's day torture... we gave the old fart a blender and a bunch of plastic flowers.
Well, you know... same usual Mother's day torture... we gave the old fart a blender and a bunch of plastic flowers.
by rperazag May 6, 2010
Get the Mother's day torturemug. A: "Why the breakup with Roger?"
B: "The asshole went beyond his Self Absorption Rate."
X: "After his promotion Karl turned into a one of a kind asshole... what happened to him?"
Y: Acute case of Self Absortion Rate (SAR)."
B: "The asshole went beyond his Self Absorption Rate."
X: "After his promotion Karl turned into a one of a kind asshole... what happened to him?"
Y: Acute case of Self Absortion Rate (SAR)."
by rperazag June 29, 2010
Get the Self Absortion Rate (SAR)mug. by rperazag May 1, 2010
Get the phallo upmug. A faggot who talks to you, non-stop, from JFK-New York to Paris-Charles de Gaulle Airport, trashing all your best preparations to avoid jet lag.
X: "Hi Robert... how was the flight back to Paris?"
Y: "Well, couldn´t be worse... A jet fag ruined a whole week of preparations for fighting jet lag."
Y: "Well, couldn´t be worse... A jet fag ruined a whole week of preparations for fighting jet lag."
by rperazag July 6, 2010
Get the Jet Fagmug. Any audiovisual material that has been dumbed-down so people with the lowest level of intelligence can understand it.
I love Warner Channel... it is so TV friendly!
But their programming has been dumbed down so much...
Precisely, it allows me multitasking while watching TV.
But their programming has been dumbed down so much...
Precisely, it allows me multitasking while watching TV.
by rperazag May 8, 2010
Get the TV friendlymug. Extreme public display of bad taste in dressing, with loud and clashing colors.
Aberration. Psychology: A disorder or abnormal alteration in one's mental state.
Aberration. Psychology: A disorder or abnormal alteration in one's mental state.
Chromatic aberration should be taxed. No one should be allowed to assault others with such a display of extreme bad taste.
Laura is almost a perfect woman, beautiful and loaded, but she is an acute and embarrassing case of chromatic aberration.
Laura is almost a perfect woman, beautiful and loaded, but she is an acute and embarrassing case of chromatic aberration.
by rperazag May 4, 2010
Get the chromatic aberrationmug. The hopeless feelings of the "small people" who, over and over, get disappointed by a feeble government that fails to foster the needs of the majority, while protecting the interests of the few.
Being repeatedly let down by people or situations despite your best efforts.
Being repeatedly let down by people or situations despite your best efforts.
The Senate rejected -for the fourth time- a bill that would have reauthorized extended benefits for the long-term unemployed, who got screwed again... a disgrace and an absolute slap in the face to basic human decency.
by rperazag July 6, 2010
Get the Screwed Againmug.