bake-a-holic

Someone obsessively in love with anything and everything related to baking.

One of the main reasons I love my mom so much? She is an obsessed superb bake-a-holic.

by rperazag July 27, 2010

LET´S DO AMAZING!

Ultra-moronic slogan from Hewlett-Packard.
What a shitty lay promises on a first date.

So, Cindy... are we finally going out tonight?

Oh Robert!... I am not sure, today is Lost´s night.

C´mon sweetest... LET´S DO AMAZING!

by rperazag May 20, 2010

Paradox of choice

When too much choice keeps us from making any kind of choice at all.

X: "I warn you, the grass is not always greener in another relationship. Stop the slutting and settle with Ronald."
Y: "I dig what you mean, but I am so hooked to dopamine highs that I live in a paradox of choice."

by rperazag June 25, 2010

Sprogging

The act of running slower than a sprint but faster than a jog.

A: "Yo... what do you do with those running shoes? You are not spring-chicken."
B: "Sprogging... slower than a sprint but faster than a jog."

by rperazag August 05, 2010

Nyctohylophobia

Fear of being in the Forest at night.

X: "Let´s take a shortcut to the pub."
Y: "You mean, through the woods?"
X: "Yeah, it will save us a solid 10 minutes."
Y: "Forget it... I suffer from Nyctohylophobia."
X: "Are you afraid of being at night in the forest?"
Y: "Yeah... I am also afraid of monsters, killers, bears, and everything lurking in a dark forest.

by rperazag June 24, 2010

twisted chassis

Person with observable skeletal asymmetry, resulting in weird swinging when walking.

At first, I couldn´t dig such a weird swinging, then I realized that Gabriela has a twisted chassis.

by rperazag May 04, 2010

Mother's day torture

Extreme for of masochism endured by dysfunctional families (bunch of disgusting people living under the same roof) in which all forms of fake affection are mostly displayed through gifts in the form of electric appliances.

How was Mothers´day at home this year?
Well, you know... same usual Mother's day torture... we gave the old fart a blender and a bunch of plastic flowers.

by rperazag May 06, 2010