How mental is that?

A QUESTION WHOSE PURPOSE IS NOT TO GET AN ANSWER, BUT TO EXPRESS BEFUDDLEMENT (bafflement, bemusement, bewilderment, mystification, obfuscation, puzzlement
confusedness, disarray, mental confusion, muddiness, confusion - a mental state characterized by a lack of clear and orderly thought and behavior; "a confusion of impressions") IN THE FACE OF OUTRAGEOUS (Grossly offensive to decency or morality. Being well beyond the bounds of good taste: outrageous epithets. Having no regard for morality.Violent or unrestrained in temperament or behavior.) BEHAVIOR.
How mental is that?... BP (British Petroleum) says they have no responsibility for the oil spill disaster.
by rperazag May 19, 2010
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Ease of Opening Index

A numerical scale (from 0 to 10) by means of which variables, such as age, level of hotness, dating demand, level of horniness, family background, and boob to waist ratio, predicts how many dates and monetary investment you will need to score with a particular broad. It predicts with astonishing accuracy when the female will open her legs for you.
Yo... have been dating Suzie 4 times straight.

Have you scored yet?

Nope!

So? What´s the point?

I´m cool Bro, Ease of Opening Index predicts no more than two dates and the gates will open for me.
by rperazag May 21, 2010
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Pregreening

To creep forwards while waiting for a red light to change.
Stop it!!! Your are driving me nuts with your third-worldish pregreening way of driving.
by rperazag August 05, 2010
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Blame-a-thon

Game played by nation´s decision makers and Big Business every time that occurs a major catastrophe.
What individuals play when avoiding responsibility for a failed relationship.
Energy giant BP and the other companies involved with the catastrophic Deepwater Horizon oil spill — Transocean and Halliburton — has dodged responsibility for the accident by repeatedly blaming the others... what a Blame-a-thon.

Have you tried to go back with Mary?
No way... she is playing Blame-a-thon.
by rperazag May 15, 2010
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A way to tell somebody to fuck off, because the person ceased to be relevant in any way in your life.
Get a grip... you are not in my movie anymore.
by rperazag July 13, 2010
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'Go Tweet Yourself'

Online variation of "Go Fuck Yourself" used when flooded with useless tweets.
"Hey Johnson... stop the tweet hemorrhage. 'Go Tweet Yourself' jerk!
by rperazag June 17, 2010
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Bobbleheads

A plague in the form of the shittiest handcrafted, personalized gifts, used by fucktards to commemorate a "special event"; generally a body type image of a sucking alter ego that is supposed to be funny but that only reveals the pathetic inner life of the subject.
Bobbleheads... Get yours! Every face is completely unique to its order, and purchasers can choose from over 200 body types.
by rperazag June 27, 2010
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