very sarcastic - means 'i don't really want to know but your going to tell me anyway'
sure you will tell me, you wouldn't not
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"you must be joking!" or "you can't be serious!"
John Bull: "The Labour Party winning a majority in the next election?? My good man...surely you jest!"

John Doe: "I jest you not! And don't call me Shirley!"

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Sarcasm. Another way of telling a person that they don't know what they are doing.
Luca: I know what I am doing
Regina: Sure you do
by Jat=y123 June 22, 2014
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An iconic meme used by instagram user glutenpee
“Have you heard of glutencord?”
Glutencord? Surely you jest”
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An annoying question asked usually by women to their significant other after they have been given an answer already to a preceding question.
Woman: Honey?
Man: Yes dear?
Woman: Did you take out the trash?
Man: Yes honey I did.
Woman: Are you sure?
Man: (grumbles to himself annoyed "fucking bitch, I just told her I did!")
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Discord: Are you sure you want to ping over 1000 users?
The spammer: clicks Send message
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A phrase used to make fun of a person for saying something completely obvious.
Person 1: *drops her purse and already leans to pick it up*
Person 2: you dropped your purse.
Person 1: Are you sure?
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