rperazag's definitions

Absent Friends

Friends who are dead. People who are not physically around you, but that you carry in your heart every single day.

How do you face loneliness?
I am never lonely, I am in the company of my absent friends.

by rperazag May 9, 2010

unshut

to open.

Larry, could you please unshut the bloody window... for God´s sake, the heat is killing me!

by rperazag May 10, 2010

zero intention

Total lack of disposition to do something that has been promised to someone or to yourself.

The manager of the store wants me to deliver as much merchandise as possible before the holidays. I promised to do it asap, but I really have zero intention to do so.

I promised Maggie I´ll stop my drug use, but I have zero intention bro!

by rperazag May 10, 2010

high-profile

To have an embarrassing boner (erection) in a public space.

Yo, what an embarrassment... I went to see a French movie yesterday with Sophie and I came out of the theater very high-profile. She was hyper pissed-off with me.

by rperazag May 10, 2010

in-depth review

To perform intensive oral sex on a woman.

Hi Lucy, how was first date with Nathan?
Awesome, he gave me the best in-depth review in my life!

by rperazag May 10, 2010

exponential growth

The best boner you can get from a chick.

Mary is the most awesome lover I´ve ever had, she gives me exponential growth every single time we mess around.

by rperazag May 10, 2010

Urban Decay

The risk of rapid deterioration in the quality of the Urban Dictionary, due to the inclusion of moronic idioms and expressions.

Man... is becoming a nightmare to try to find witty words in the Urban Dictionary. Some editors are approving definitions that really suck. I am deeply concerned of Urban Decay ´cause I love UD.

by rperazag May 10, 2010