Definitions by rperazag
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Whoregate
National pastime. Fake scandal fabricated after every beauty contest to titillate the public with information that shows the winner´s alleged slutty past.
Must See Train Wreck
The fascination that the American public has with the miserable lives of celebrities who, despite their wealth and fame destroy themselves with drugs and violence.
Must See Train Wreck by rperazag May 19, 2010
Better Put A Blanket Around Those Chickens
A phrase you say when a friend, who constantly plays the victim, tells you for the millionth time
how miserable is his life, while refusing to see the bright aspects you keep mentioning.
how miserable is his life, while refusing to see the bright aspects you keep mentioning.
"And then, when I asked my parents for extra money, they refused and instead of that asked me to take the garbage out. Ain´t that cruel?"
I understand you... Better Put A Blanket Around Those Chickens!
I understand you... Better Put A Blanket Around Those Chickens!
Better Put A Blanket Around Those Chickens by rperazag May 19, 2010
Slut Machine
Slut Machine by rperazag May 17, 2010
Pornography of regret
Father... I confess that I regularly wank on Playboy´s Centerfolds.
Yours is a common symptom of pornography of regret.
Don´t worry Son... I used to wank on the photo on Aunt Jemima Buttermilk Complete Pancake & Waffle Mix.
That´s so sick, Father...!
Yeah Son... and well above racist wanking... but the pancakes were a hell of a treat!
Yours is a common symptom of pornography of regret.
Don´t worry Son... I used to wank on the photo on Aunt Jemima Buttermilk Complete Pancake & Waffle Mix.
That´s so sick, Father...!
Yeah Son... and well above racist wanking... but the pancakes were a hell of a treat!
Pornography of regret by rperazag May 17, 2010
How mental is that?
A QUESTION WHOSE PURPOSE IS NOT TO GET AN ANSWER, BUT TO EXPRESS BEFUDDLEMENT (bafflement, bemusement, bewilderment, mystification, obfuscation, puzzlement
confusedness, disarray, mental confusion, muddiness, confusion - a mental state characterized by a lack of clear and orderly thought and behavior; "a confusion of impressions") IN THE FACE OF OUTRAGEOUS (Grossly offensive to decency or morality. Being well beyond the bounds of good taste: outrageous epithets. Having no regard for morality.Violent or unrestrained in temperament or behavior.) BEHAVIOR.
confusedness, disarray, mental confusion, muddiness, confusion - a mental state characterized by a lack of clear and orderly thought and behavior; "a confusion of impressions") IN THE FACE OF OUTRAGEOUS (Grossly offensive to decency or morality. Being well beyond the bounds of good taste: outrageous epithets. Having no regard for morality.Violent or unrestrained in temperament or behavior.) BEHAVIOR.
How mental is that?... BP (British Petroleum) says they have no responsibility for the oil spill disaster.
How mental is that? by rperazag May 17, 2010