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Overshopper

A person who buys items that will never be used or consumed.
A: "Why on earth you own ten pairs of jeans when you only use four pairs regularly?"
B: "Simply... I am an overshopper."
by rperazag July 22, 2010
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hotshot

A smaller-than-usual condom marketed to 13- to-15-year-olds
C´mon man! Stop pretending you are an adult African-American... get a hotshot.
by rperazag December 19, 2010
mugGet the hotshotmug.

B.G. (Before Google)

Time lapse that ended on September 4th 1998 with the foundation of Google Inc.
Our Donald was born in 1997 B.G. (Before Google).
by rperazag August 11, 2010
mugGet the B.G. (Before Google)mug.

Rape-axe

Invented by Dr. Sonnet Ehlers from South Africa, the “anti-rapefemale condom, the "Rape-axe", has jagged teeth that hooks onto a man’s penis during penetration. Once latched on to a man, the device can only be removed by a doctor.
X: "Yo... why walkin´so weird?"
Y: "Oh man... fooling around I got caught by a Rape-axe."
by rperazag June 26, 2010
mugGet the Rape-axemug.

Zepped

A: "Where were you for the last 3 months? Thought you were death and rottin´"
B: "With my ax... workin´ on the Since I've Been Loving You solo."
A: "Boy, you are so zepped."
by rperazag July 23, 2010
mugGet the Zeppedmug.

techno-fugue

A modern disorder characterized by reversible amnesia for personal identity, including the memories, personality and other identifying characteristics of individuality due to the purchase of a new gadget such a last generation iPhone.
The state, accompanied by the establishment of a new identity, is short-term. After recovery from techno-fugue, previous memories usually return intact, however there is complete amnesia for the entire episode.
In my techno-fugue state, staring at my new iPhone the way I once glanced at humanity, with interest and anticipation, I nearly knock down toddlers and the elderly, lost in my newly acquired identity.
by rperazag July 18, 2010
mugGet the techno-fuguemug.

Bingo Bus

Time for retirement.
Too tired for daring.
Busing services offered to Bingo patrons.
Man, I am too old for this, I think I better get on the Bingo Bus.
by rperazag July 28, 2010
mugGet the Bingo Busmug.

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