Definitions by rperazag
Deipnophobia
A. “So, Jim. What exactly are your intentions with my daughter?”
B. "Sorry sir, I don´t understand your question."
A. Oh Jim! We invited you for dinner because we want to know about your intentions with Julia."
B. "But... sir..."
A. "Sir what? Do you have deipnophobia? For Christ´s sake. It´s a simple question."
B. "Sorry sir, I don´t understand your question."
A. Oh Jim! We invited you for dinner because we want to know about your intentions with Julia."
B. "But... sir..."
A. "Sir what? Do you have deipnophobia? For Christ´s sake. It´s a simple question."
Deipnophobia by rperazag June 23, 2010
Tocophobia
A. "Oh sweetheart, I am so thrilled about our wedding..."
B. "Me too, living together will be great mutual support to our career development."
A. "Yes, and as a family with few children."
B. "I know Sarah but, first things first."
A. "What? C´mon... Do you suffer tocophobia?"
B. "Me too, living together will be great mutual support to our career development."
A. "Yes, and as a family with few children."
B. "I know Sarah but, first things first."
A. "What? C´mon... Do you suffer tocophobia?"
Tocophobia by rperazag June 23, 2010
Not To-Do List
A list of all the activities you are intentionally going to stop doing, because you are taken for granted by your boss, colleagues, spouse, friends, lover, assorted relatives, and even your pet, who constantly abuse of your kindness, commitment, and productivity, forcing you to carry their work and fulfill their responsibilities.
End of line!!! I won´t take the abuse from all the slackers and suckers around me anymore. From today on I am going to stop doing what is on my "Not To-Do List".
Not To-Do List by rperazag June 22, 2010
Net Positive
A person who has evolved in his communications and data management to the point of considering obsolete the use of text messages, cd burning, and games not played online.
A Net Positive person does not watch TV, neither goes to movie theaters; if not downloadable, he says, it is not worth the bother.
A Net Positive person does not watch TV, neither goes to movie theaters; if not downloadable, he says, it is not worth the bother.
A: "Yo... let´s go to see Date Night."
B: "You mean... to the cinema?"
A: "´Course!"
B: "Forget it... Net Positive."
B: "You mean... to the cinema?"
A: "´Course!"
B: "Forget it... Net Positive."
Net Positive by rperazag June 22, 2010
CAPTCHA CODE
A type of challenge-response test used by savvy women to ensure that the responses they get from potential mates are not generated by one-night-standers and bullshitters who would say and promise anything ludicrous (obviously absurd) to get some friction (intercourse).
(Completely Automated Partner Test To Tell Cocks and Humans Apart — CAPTCHA.)
The code tells potential steady partners from shitty lays automatically apart.
(Completely Automated Partner Test To Tell Cocks and Humans Apart — CAPTCHA.)
The code tells potential steady partners from shitty lays automatically apart.
X: "But Mary, why you date wall-streeters?"
Y: "No fuss darling, in three minutes into the Captcha Code and I can tell if the catch is long-term relationship material."
Y: "No fuss darling, in three minutes into the Captcha Code and I can tell if the catch is long-term relationship material."
CAPTCHA CODE by rperazag June 22, 2010
Soccer Interruptus
A: "Yo... saw the awesome Ghana — Australia 1-1 match?"
B: "Nope, too busy, but I got the tweets."
A: "C´mon bro, that´s soccer interruptus!"
B: "Nope, too busy, but I got the tweets."
A: "C´mon bro, that´s soccer interruptus!"
Soccer Interruptus by rperazag June 21, 2010
A/C Unit
When women are considered, exclusively, in the grossest possible sexual terms, limited to an ass and a vagina.