rperazag's definitions

ranking babe

Hottest girl around.

A young man of limited interest, who gets a chance to sleep with the ranking babe in his neighborhood, and throws it away in order to marry her dorky daughter.

by rperazag June 16, 2010

Zepped

24/7 Led Zeppelin addict.

A: "Where were you for the last 3 months? Thought you were death and rottin´"
B: "With my ax... workin´ on the Since I've Been Loving You solo."
A: "Boy, you are so zepped."

by rperazag July 23, 2010

Supremely Girly

A girl’s girl.
A gay who dresses frilly (adorned, decorated).
A woman obsessed with “the usual girl talk stuff”.

I think Maureen is a carpet muncher.

No way, she is supremely girly. Look how frilly she dresses.

by rperazag May 16, 2010

Mr. Right

The asshole you are married to.

How did I get this Mr. Right? Anybody else married to an asshole husband?

by rperazag May 16, 2010

Craplist

The unbearable (unpleasant, distasteful, or painful as to be intolerable) daily To Do list of chores of soccer moms.

How ya doin´mom?
Like shit! And I am only have way through my today´s Craplist.

by rperazag May 6, 2010

Doppelgambling

A variation on the word doppelganger (a ghostly double of a living person, especially one that haunts its fleshly counterpart).
A doppelgambling is making a bet you dreamed doing, that is, making it in the real world.

X: "What are you doing later Bro?" Y: "Going to that joint on 72th... had a dream about lottery numbers." X: "Ahhh... doppelgambling."

by rperazag June 19, 2010

Haute Stoner Cuisine

Food prepared by chefs under the influence of Marijuana.

To the maître d': "Exquisite otherworldly flavour."

Oui madame... we have a new chef from Brooklyn, recently graduated from the renowned Haute Stoner Cuisine School.

by rperazag May 20, 2010