the unfriendly digit

Fuck-off finger sign.

The bloody bastard waved the unfriendly digit in the air like a trophy.

by rperazag July 08, 2010

un-shit

Shit reversal.

Yo... is Lita still mad at you?

Nope Bro... thanks God I managed to un-shit our situation.

by rperazag May 15, 2010

Slut Machine

Whorehouse.

Yo... I am horny 2 da bone!

Drop some bread at the Slut Machine.

by rperazag May 19, 2010

@God OMY! I´m naked!

What Adam would tweet to God from the Garden of Eden.

@God OMY! I´m naked! Tweet sent to God by Adam about his nakedness.

by rperazag May 25, 2010

hypopriest

A member of the clergy who is a pederast. A hypocrite priest.
(Pederast: A man who has sexual relations, especially anal intercourse, with a boy.)

Father Robertson said he was filled with purity at the sight of the Pope last summer . But I know best, he is a pederast, a hypopriest!

by rperazag May 02, 2010

Seven Burger Patties of Hell

Seven burger patties high whoppers (that’s 5.8 inches tall) served by Burger King restaurants in Taiwan and Japan to honor Microsoft’s new Windows 7 operating system. Highly expected in the USA.
The monstrosity with its 791 grams of beef contains 2,120-2,500 calories which is equivalent to the daily recommended calorie intake for the average man at 2,500 (the average woman should consume about 2,000 calories a day)!

X: "How was your Japan trip... scored any geisha?"
Y: "Geisha my ass... after gorging a Seven Burger Patties of Hell I retired to the bathroom crapping my soul out."

by rperazag June 19, 2010

online persona

The mask you wear on social media sites, that reveals nothing, and hides everything real.

Yo... really... you are possessed by that lame online persona that you have fabricated. Get real bro, you bore to death.

by rperazag June 29, 2010