Definitions by rperazag

re-trust 

To restore trust in any relationship.

Oh man!!! Cindy found me fooling around with the maid, now I must re-trust.

re-trust by rperazag May 19, 2010

Whoregate 

National pastime. Fake scandal fabricated after every beauty contest to titillate the public with information that shows the winner´s alleged slutty past.

This Miss USA thing is getting called Whoregate. The entire pageant should get called that. Trump would love the ratings bump.

Whoregate by rperazag May 19, 2010

Must See Train Wreck 

The fascination that the American public has with the miserable lives of celebrities who, despite their wealth and fame destroy themselves with drugs and violence.

What´s wrong with Miss Lohan? She seems to have a terrible death wish.

Must See Train Wreck!

Must See Train Wreck by rperazag May 19, 2010

Better Put A Blanket Around Those Chickens 

A phrase you say when a friend, who constantly plays the victim, tells you for the millionth time
how miserable is his life, while refusing to see the bright aspects you keep mentioning.

"And then, when I asked my parents for extra money, they refused and instead of that asked me to take the garbage out. Ain´t that cruel?"

I understand you... Better Put A Blanket Around Those Chickens!

Better Put A Blanket Around Those Chickens by rperazag May 19, 2010

Slut Machine 

Whorehouse.

Yo... I am horny 2 da bone!

Drop some bread at the Slut Machine.

Slut Machine by rperazag May 17, 2010

Pornography of regret 

Deep sense of moral decay a guy feels after wanking on a Playboy´s Centerfold.

Father... I confess that I regularly wank on Playboy´s Centerfolds.

Yours is a common symptom of pornography of regret.
Don´t worry Son... I used to wank on the photo on Aunt Jemima Buttermilk Complete Pancake & Waffle Mix.

That´s so sick, Father...!

Yeah Son... and well above racist wanking... but the pancakes were a hell of a treat!

Pornography of regret by rperazag May 17, 2010

Must See Train Wreck 

Lindsay Lohan.

What´s wrong with Miss Lohan? She seems to have a terrible death wish.

Must See Train Wreck!

Must See Train Wreck by rperazag May 17, 2010