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zoup

Zoup is soup. It's quite simple, Zoup=soup. If you don't know what that means, you have much to learn. Zoup!
Dude, you're so not zoup. Get away from me.
by Ross February 28, 2005
mugGet the zoupmug.

Nelsonism

N. An extremely filthy statement that is very bigoted, arrogant, and usually religious (normally Christian) in nature. Nelsonisms are rare unless coined or stated by their usual source, Nelson Quan, who is of course, very, very filthy.
"I don't think all those Muslim wars would have happened if the Muslims had the Christian God... I mean, you don't see Christians going around starting wars."

Person 1: "It's important not to look at history in terms of good guys and bad guys."
Nelson: "I think that's stupid. Because obviously the Christians are the good guys and everyone else is a bad guy."

Person 1: "Zoroastrianism and Animism played a role in the development of Christianity."
Nelson: "No, no... you don't understand... Chrisianity influenced the development of Zoroastrianism and Animism."
Person 1: "WTF. How is that possible? Zoroastrianism and Animism were developed thousands of years before Christianity."
Nelson: "Well you see, the power of Jesus and the Bible is so great it transcends time and reason."
by Ross December 27, 2004
mugGet the Nelsonismmug.

palpitate

Palpitate: The action of thrusting one's weiner inside a warm, wet poooosy!
Yonke bent the intern against his cube and palpitated her for an hour.

Yonke sure knows how to Palp....just ask Prod!
by ROSS February 9, 2005
mugGet the palpitatemug.

yer maw

If someone were to say 'You're gay' come back with 'So's yer maw'
by Ross August 21, 2003
mugGet the yer mawmug.

booming

Colten is booming this weekend; he got a quarter of some bomb-ass shrooms.
by Ross October 29, 2004
mugGet the boomingmug.

quick shit

Sarcastic name for one who has just done or said something extremely stupid.
Kyle: (accidentaly knocks baby off bridge after balancing it on the railing)
Ross:way to go quick shit!
Kyle:shutup

also see: quickness
by Ross March 28, 2004
mugGet the quick shitmug.

yii

a variation of yaa, which is a variation of yeah
*something good happens*
person: yiiiiiii!
by ROSS October 19, 2004
mugGet the yiimug.

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