ross's definitions

cockpunch

A punch which is administered in or around someone's genital region, groin area or crotch, et cetera, et cetera.

Reporter: "Jimmy, HOW do you feel about 'My Five Uncles', the show which has replaced your old one, 'Just The Five Of Us'?"

Jimmy: "What do you think, dumbass!? That show sucks my ass!"

Reporter: OK, moving on, how would you reply to the accusations that you were cancelled from your role because you still look 12 years old?"

Jimmy: "HOW many times have I got to say this!? I'm NOT a kid, I'm 51! Take this, you liberal-media-bastard! I'm gonna cockpunch you!"

by Ross March 15, 2005

Slotch

Synonym for pussy, snatch, twat etc.

Damn, would'nt mind checking out her slotch

by Ross September 8, 2004

Beemer

Any vehicle made by BMW.

My dad let me drive his Beemer.

by Ross April 3, 2004

Rat

(noun)
A rat is someone who rats. Rats are often found while playing cards (especially Texas Hold'em). Rats rat by catching lucky cards when they make horribler calls. Rats can also be found outside of a card game. Basically when someone does something that is bad for you, you have been ratted.

(while playing Texas Hold'em)
Non-Rat: I'm all in
Rat: Call
(the Non-Rat has pocket Aces. the rat called with 8-9 suited and ratted a flush on the river)
Non-Rat: You fucking rat!!
Rat: rofl
(if the person who got ratted is Ross, everyone present in the room proceeds to snap and say "yeahhhh" for a at least 10 seconds)

by ROSS November 14, 2004

quick shit

Sarcastic name for one who has just done or said something extremely stupid.

Kyle: (accidentaly knocks baby off bridge after balancing it on the railing)
Ross:way to go quick shit!
Kyle:shutup

also see: quickness

by Ross March 28, 2004

yer maw

Best used as a come back

If someone were to say 'You're gay' come back with 'So's yer maw'

by Ross August 21, 2003

Rivorus

To be vertically challenged and/or to have undersized male genitalia.

"Hell, man, at least you aren't Rivorus."

by Ross March 21, 2003