shengis

a slow hot crap that escapes ur ass after a hot curry , usually spicy mince, an proceeds to torment ur hot hole for hours laters.
i done a pure belter of a shengis.still feelin it.
by Ross October 06, 2003
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zoup

Zoup is soup. It's quite simple, Zoup=soup. If you don't know what that means, you have much to learn. Zoup!
Dude, you're so not zoup. Get away from me.
by Ross February 28, 2005
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Nelsonism

N. An extremely filthy statement that is very bigoted, arrogant, and usually religious (normally Christian) in nature. Nelsonisms are rare unless coined or stated by their usual source, Nelson Quan, who is of course, very, very filthy.
"I don't think all those Muslim wars would have happened if the Muslims had the Christian God... I mean, you don't see Christians going around starting wars."

Person 1: "It's important not to look at history in terms of good guys and bad guys."
Nelson: "I think that's stupid. Because obviously the Christians are the good guys and everyone else is a bad guy."

Person 1: "Zoroastrianism and Animism played a role in the development of Christianity."
Nelson: "No, no... you don't understand... Chrisianity influenced the development of Zoroastrianism and Animism."
Person 1: "WTF. How is that possible? Zoroastrianism and Animism were developed thousands of years before Christianity."
Nelson: "Well you see, the power of Jesus and the Bible is so great it transcends time and reason."
by Ross December 27, 2004
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arse jammer

One who inserts his penis into that of another person/animal(s) anus, thus "jamming" their arse. Generally reserved for homsexual reference.
by Ross February 10, 2002
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palpitate

Palpitate: The action of thrusting one's weiner inside a warm, wet poooosy!
Yonke bent the intern against his cube and palpitated her for an hour.

Yonke sure knows how to Palp....just ask Prod!
by ROSS February 09, 2005
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napster

"Sorry you are not a resident of the USA, therefore you cannot benefit from the great services Napster can give" - The message I got after waiting 2 fucking hours trying to download this shit
by Ross May 08, 2004
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shizzle

Sure. It can mean lots of things, like yes, hell yes (excited yes), damn, shit, fuck, asshole, bastard, shit, shit (as in defacating, as in I'm gonna go make a shizzle), and general useage. Perfect word, it sounds good, and it works as anything. Make's a great explanation point.
Fo shizzle ma wizzle in da hizzle of carroltonizzle. What's up, shizzle? Shizzle! I lost my 20! SHIZZLE! I WON THE LOTTERY!
by Ross July 22, 2004
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