One's natural preference in romantic partners, not to be confused with sexual orientation, which is one's natural preference in sexual partners.
Joe: I hate girls so much. They disgust me!
Jim: Really! I always thought you were straight! We should go out someday. We could hook up!
Joe: No. I'm not attracted to men. My sexual orientation is straight, but my romantic orientation is neither. I want to fuck girls, not have a relationship with them.
Jim: Really! I always thought you were straight! We should go out someday. We could hook up!
Joe: No. I'm not attracted to men. My sexual orientation is straight, but my romantic orientation is neither. I want to fuck girls, not have a relationship with them.
by rogerthewhale January 19, 2013
1) of or pertaining to a president or the office of a president.
2) a derivative of gubernatorial. However, instead of pertaining to a state governor, it pertains to a president, hence the word "national."
2) a derivative of gubernatorial. However, instead of pertaining to a state governor, it pertains to a president, hence the word "national."
The 2012 election will be sooooooo long! It'll Probably just be two straight years of assholes taking up regularly scheduled television programing for their elitist gubernational debates.
by rogerthewhale December 13, 2010
Porno mood swing:
(Watching porn) Oh yeah! Give it to her! Yeah let me see that tight ass! (Ejaculates) What the fuck am I watching? Don't treat her like that. She's somebody's daughter. Go get a real job you sleazy a-hole!
(Watching porn) Oh yeah! Give it to her! Yeah let me see that tight ass! (Ejaculates) What the fuck am I watching? Don't treat her like that. She's somebody's daughter. Go get a real job you sleazy a-hole!
by rogerthewhale January 09, 2013
Damn! Look at that booty on her.
Yeah, I'll bet she shat out of it this morning, and she probably did a mediocre job of wiping.
Still would bang it!
Yeah, I'll bet she shat out of it this morning, and she probably did a mediocre job of wiping.
Still would bang it!
by rogerthewhale September 15, 2013
One who pisses the shit streaks off public toilets for the greater good.
A term made famous by the Collegehumor movie Coffee Town
A term made famous by the Collegehumor movie Coffee Town
He's a great guy. I went in there the other day and took a very adult shit. When I walked out, he walked in. I went back in there and all the skid marks... completely gone! That guy... he's a poop chipper.
by rogerthewhale July 26, 2013
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