Penema
Dude look at her! I would totally pee in her butt. I just drank a 2 liter of diet coke, and I am ready to fuckin explode and give her a penema.
Penema by rogerthewhale November 25, 2013
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Penmaenmawr
Quiet, lazy town on the North Wales coast. Surrounded by mountains, with a beach at the front, great place to lounge and get smashed! Mushrooms (of the magic variety!) grow EVERY year locally....so if you want a decent conversation with a local, don't try during july-october, you won't get much sense from them unless you speak 'tripping balls'.
That said, Penmaenmawr is a definite step up from Colwyn Bay or Rhyl......those places are filled with scummy scousers and dirty manc's. They actually call it a 'holiday'...
We have our monuments e.g. : 'Rose Hill' the nightclub which is open 6pm friday-6am monday (continuous!)
Kebab-Duls : Where you can get any food you want, at any time! (as long as its kebabs, between 9-12pm)
The Snooker Hall : forget what they do there....
The Gladstone : A Public House...that isn't even in Penmaenmawr (In Dwygyfylchi)
Open Mic Night in The Alex : Come sing, play instruments and puke on a transvestite!
Pete Magic : The local Magician, can make alcohol disappear in the blink of an eye!
Our Patented Asphalt 5 a side pitch : Yes you read correctly!, the fun of 5 a side, on the luxurious comfort of asphalt!
Just to comment on the comment above, Penmaenmawr has been Smack-head free for over 5years! We drove them all into the sea :D (I think most of them went to Colwyn Bay, or Llanfairfechan)
I have lived in a lot of proper shit holes, but i must say, Penmaenmawr is the nicest shithole so far!
Citizen of Penmaenmawr : MoTT Mi
That said, Penmaenmawr is a definite step up from Colwyn Bay or Rhyl......those places are filled with scummy scousers and dirty manc's. They actually call it a 'holiday'...
We have our monuments e.g. : 'Rose Hill' the nightclub which is open 6pm friday-6am monday (continuous!)
Kebab-Duls : Where you can get any food you want, at any time! (as long as its kebabs, between 9-12pm)
The Snooker Hall : forget what they do there....
The Gladstone : A Public House...that isn't even in Penmaenmawr (In Dwygyfylchi)
Open Mic Night in The Alex : Come sing, play instruments and puke on a transvestite!
Pete Magic : The local Magician, can make alcohol disappear in the blink of an eye!
Our Patented Asphalt 5 a side pitch : Yes you read correctly!, the fun of 5 a side, on the luxurious comfort of asphalt!
Just to comment on the comment above, Penmaenmawr has been Smack-head free for over 5years! We drove them all into the sea :D (I think most of them went to Colwyn Bay, or Llanfairfechan)
I have lived in a lot of proper shit holes, but i must say, Penmaenmawr is the nicest shithole so far!
Citizen of Penmaenmawr : MoTT Mi
Penmaenmawr by MoTT Mi August 30, 2013
penzema
Penzema is a ghost who hunts the penalty area due to him only being able to score pens and tap ins.He hunts the penalty area due to his trauma from trying to score outside the box
penzema by Pessi X Penaldo April 2, 2023
Peemanship
1) The art or practice of writing with ones genitile organ.
2) Quality or style of writing with the genitile organ.
2) Quality or style of writing with the genitile organ.
1."That is some nice peemanship you have. I like the way you pee your "t's"."
2."I have to pee."
"Well, don't waste your ink. Practice on improving your peemanship!"
3. "Hey, Bro. Did you see that chick's peemanship?"
"No, man. Was it decent?"
"Not even worth checking out. She has some pretty piss poor peemanship!"
2."I have to pee."
"Well, don't waste your ink. Practice on improving your peemanship!"
3. "Hey, Bro. Did you see that chick's peemanship?"
"No, man. Was it decent?"
"Not even worth checking out. She has some pretty piss poor peemanship!"
Peemanship by cre8tiv3 December 7, 2013
Penetanguishene
A place that's filled with drunk teens and people from waypoint. Population: nobody. If you wanna get drunk with some wannabe gangster but total redneck motherfockers. Go to Penetang. The girls are psychotic don't even try.
Guy 1. "Yo I met this skank named Sara b in penetanguishene and she let me do Coke off her ass!"
Guy 2. "What is Penetangyshinng?"
Guy 1. "No clue dude some weird hick town near Barrie."
Guy 2. "What is Penetangyshinng?"
Guy 1. "No clue dude some weird hick town near Barrie."
Penetanguishene by Getfacked July 12, 2016
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