10 definitions by RockTheJordan
The place where anyone who is pimp, cool, hardcore, extreme, or sexy hangs out. Lazer quest simulates you killing people with lazers and gives older people a chance to boost their ego by destroying little kids at it.
by RockTheJordan July 22, 2006
Fisticuffing is the way real men fight. With arm fully extended and bouncing slightly. Zeus was known to fight in this style as well as wyatt urp.
by RockTheJordan June 21, 2006
The most bad ass of all gods. Represents all that is powerful, lightning, crushing people, victory, and swag. Zeus is patron god of seniors and almighty protector of Lance Armstrong.
by RockTheJordan August 31, 2006
by RockTheJordan August 31, 2006
ridiculously good or absurd. Crazy like Martin Scorsese. Crizzazy is partly a play of slang and also has additional syllables to make it rhyme more smoothly. Martin Scorsese is one of the best directors to have worked in film and absurdity is tied to his name because while he is one of the best, he does not have a oscar.
Person 1: Dude, I was ready for that test but it was all trick questions.
Person 2: That's crizzazy like martin scorsese
Person 2: That's crizzazy like martin scorsese
by RockTheJordan July 8, 2006
lance armstrong's genes hold the secret to curing cancer. He can sweat out cancer and crap out tumors. Every exwife of Lance Armstrong has cancer because he can actually will it into people's system. The friction from Lance's bike powers Zeus's lightning bolts. No matter where you are and no matter where lance is he will beat you in a race to anywhere.
by RockTheJordan August 17, 2006
by RockTheJordan September 18, 2006