giraffe

a large necked animal that lives primarily in africa. It preys on eagles, hawks, parrots, and other birds. A common misconception is that giraffes use their long necks to eat leaves. However they actually use them to scope out birds nests in the tops of trees. Their horns are used for stabbing hawks out of the air (they are often worn down to stumps from killing hundreds of hawks/eagles.) They are responsible for the endangerment of many birds (most notably bald eagles and the california condors).`

Tourist: There are a lot of eagles in this area.
Park Ranger: Yep, the giraffes have migrated for the season.

by RockTheJordan June 22, 2006

lance armstrong

lance armstrong's genes hold the secret to curing cancer. He can sweat out cancer and crap out tumors. Every exwife of Lance Armstrong has cancer because he can actually will it into people's system. The friction from Lance's bike powers Zeus's lightning bolts. No matter where you are and no matter where lance is he will beat you in a race to anywhere.

Lance Armstrong ejected cancer from his body so forcibly that a testicle shot off.

by RocktheJordan August 16, 2006

macguyver

to make a pipe/bong out of daily goods.

I can macguyver a water bottle, some duct tape, and some tin foil into a hella pipe

by rockthejordan September 18, 2006