Condom on a Stick

Packages of condoms handed out by some Planned Parenthoods. They appear to be suckers, but where the candy part would be its really a condom!!! They come in several colors and usually have smiley faces printed on the outside of the package.

I've got a condom on a stick!!!!

by RJ August 02, 2004

Bone heaven

Waking up continous through the night and having sex. From the realization that your laying next to a prize attractive woman. A state of euphoria derived from the knowledge of tricking a woman into bed who is of much higher class.

Man, she's so fine I was in bone heavan for 3 weeks.

by RJ September 04, 2004

bean counter

slang derrogatory term used in referring to accountants.

i would hate to be a bean counter for a living. i would rather be poor and have a personality.

by RJ April 14, 2003

ACDC

Best damn band out there

dirty deeds done dirt cheap

by RJ June 15, 2003

Shop whore

A woman or man who would purchase things for themselves at the expense of thier childrens needs.

She has a closet full of dresses because she feeds her kids pb and j every day. Stupid shop whore, someone should yank her kids out of there.

by RJ September 04, 2004

sportsphds

A group of strapping young men with 12 inch cocks

When the sportsphds put it in, I immediately had to tell them to take it out.

by rj April 09, 2003

whiggawish

(adj) something/someone that resembles a whigger

Yo thats mad whiggawish

by RJ April 12, 2005