67 definitions by ricky roma
another word for "balls"
by ricky roma September 24, 2003
Guy1: See that eight foot platinum statue of the mayor, surrounded by 12 stadium lights that are lit 24/7?
Guy2: Yeah
Guy1: That's your tax dollars at work.
Guy2: Fuck that. I'm never paying my taxes again.
Guy1: Be sure to write me soon.
Guy2: What the fuck for?
Guy1: 'cause you'll be in wordjail/word for tax evasion.
Guy2: Oh, wordfor fucks sake/word!
Guy1: Yep. You're fucked
Guy2: Damn.
Guy2: Yeah
Guy1: That's your tax dollars at work.
Guy2: Fuck that. I'm never paying my taxes again.
Guy1: Be sure to write me soon.
Guy2: What the fuck for?
Guy1: 'cause you'll be in wordjail/word for tax evasion.
Guy2: Oh, wordfor fucks sake/word!
Guy1: Yep. You're fucked
Guy2: Damn.
by ricky roma January 16, 2004
Me and the girlfriend were rolling around on the couch, and she accidentally dropped her knee right on the garbage.
wordFFS/word, that hurt.
wordFFS/word, that hurt.
by ricky roma December 27, 2003
1. most cars that try to go for the fast and furious look, but fail badly by using 9.95 autozone parts.
2. aka the "package"
2. aka the "package"
1. Dude's 95 Neon looks like fucking junk with all that cheap plastic draped all over it.
2. When my ex found out I was cheating on her, she blasted me in the junk with her high heel.
2. When my ex found out I was cheating on her, she blasted me in the junk with her high heel.
by ricky roma September 30, 2003
an obsolete form of media, primarily used in the 70s. 8-tracks were the 80s equivalent of the cassette tape or the 90s version of the CD, except that you could not rewind or fast forward, but you were able to skip into another sector of the 8 track (aka the 'track')
Kid #1: Check out my 76 AMC Matador. I paid $300 for it, but the dude I bought it from said he's throw in the original 8 track player for an additional $100.
Kid #2: You fucking tool. No one has used 8 tracks in 20 years, at least.
Kid #1: damn
Kid #2: You fucking tool. No one has used 8 tracks in 20 years, at least.
Kid #1: damn
by ricky roma October 10, 2003
the yardsale of the Internet
I was trolling around eBaytoday, and I found two old AMDlaptops, a bootleg Blue Oyster Cult CD, some ron jeremy DVDs, and some livestock, all for under $60 total.
I bet I get fucked on shipping.
I bet I get fucked on shipping.
by ricky roma November 20, 2003