ricky roma's definitions

junk

1. most cars that try to go for the fast and furious look, but fail badly by using 9.95 autozone parts.

2. aka the "package"

1. Dude's 95 Neon looks like fucking junk with all that cheap plastic draped all over it.

2. When my ex found out I was cheating on her, she blasted me in the junk with her high heel.

by Ricky Roma September 30, 2003

garbage man

bench player, who has the primary quality of burning minutes and chipping in the occassional goal.

Term mostly used in hockey, but can also be used in basketball or baseball.

We picked up Dave this season because he's the perfect garbage man. He burns minutes which allows our RWs to rest, and he chips in about 10 garbage goals a year.

by Ricky Roma December 27, 2003

Deuce

(verb) to shit; (noun) shit; (past tense) shitted or shat

(verb) Man, I gotta deuce bad.
(noun) You should have seen that deuce I dropped. It was man-sized.
(past tense) I just deuced, and it be stinkin' up the joint.

by ricky roma September 24, 2003

budget

spending within a set limit, and not going apeshit with the credit card and bad checks.

Now that I bought a new Porsche, looks like I'm gonna have to be on a budget for the next 6 years.

by Ricky Roma November 27, 2003

Sport

generic name used as a substitute for a person's surname.

See also chief, ace, champ, boss, dude, pal, slappy, guy, man, homey, junior, my deuce

I was at work today, and some dickface dropped this line on me:

"What's up, sport? Think you can get me a drink there, chief? What do you say, champ?"

by Ricky Roma November 27, 2003

shockwave

waving the wordshocker/word in the air.

We were at the club last night, and I had to throw up a shockwave so my boys could see where I was.

by Ricky Roma December 27, 2003

jibbajabba

Mr T's word for "nonsense"

Stop with all that jibbajabba. I need work.

by Ricky Roma November 29, 2003