(n.) Alternate e-mail address established specifically to chat, hook up online or cruise porn sites. Used particularly in gay circles to trick for casual sex online.
Not the e-mail address you would give your parents to contact you. Usually somewhat descriptive, depending on how skanky/quick/successful you want to be, unless you're looking for a LTR.
Not the e-mail address you would give your parents to contact you. Usually somewhat descriptive, depending on how skanky/quick/successful you want to be, unless you're looking for a LTR.
by rickster_dc May 01, 2005
Get the trick mail mug.The heaviest chemical element yet known to science. Governmentium (Gv) has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would normally take less than a second. Governmentium has a normal half-life of three years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
In fact, Governmentium mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause some morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium--an element which radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would normally take less than a second. Governmentium has a normal half-life of three years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
In fact, Governmentium mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause some morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium--an element which radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
"Oh my God--Don't touch that!! It's Governmentium. My cousin Sal drank some mixed with Tang when he was a kid, and now he's a lawyer."
"Aiiighhhhh!!!!!"
"Aiiighhhhh!!!!!"
by Rickster_dc April 06, 2006
Get the governmentium mug.Response used by when called a "faggot"; used ironically or not, depending on the situation and danger (perceived or real).
--Hey, faggot!!
--That's Mister Faggot to you, Neanderthal breeder.
--Hey, faggot!!
--That's Mister Faggot to you, Mom.
--That's Mister Faggot to you, Neanderthal breeder.
--Hey, faggot!!
--That's Mister Faggot to you, Mom.
by rickster_dc September 25, 2005
Get the Mister Faggot mug.A particularly effeminate gay man (as opposed to a butch, leather queen, for example).
Usually used only by other gay men.
Usually used only by other gay men.
<bar fly #1> What is that screemin' over there.
<bar fly #2> That girl's all excited...
<bar fly #1> Is there a girl in this place?
<bar fly #2> No, it's that *girl* over there...
<bar fly #2> That girl's all excited...
<bar fly #1> Is there a girl in this place?
<bar fly #2> No, it's that *girl* over there...
by rickster_dc January 06, 2007
Get the girl mug.Acronym for frequently unasked questions.
Snarky alternative to faq (frequently asked questions).
Often seen on web sites posted by adolescent, weltschmertz-filled, Kant-reading, amateur philosopher wannabes who think they are being clever. Or their parents who now run advertising agencies or design web sites professionally.
Alternates: frequently unanswerable questions; frequently unaskable questions; or frequently unanswered questions.
Snarky alternative to faq (frequently asked questions).
Often seen on web sites posted by adolescent, weltschmertz-filled, Kant-reading, amateur philosopher wannabes who think they are being clever. Or their parents who now run advertising agencies or design web sites professionally.
Alternates: frequently unanswerable questions; frequently unaskable questions; or frequently unanswered questions.
by rickster_dc July 23, 2005
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