playing with pearl

When a woman gets herself off by rubbing her clit or "pink pearl."

"Whoa! I totally walked in on your roommates last night, and they were BOTH playing with pearl! I had to pull out my cock and join them!"

or

"Maybe you would not be so sore, madam, if you spent a bit less time playing with pearl."

by richard vendor October 22, 2012

beat the brains out of the little soldier

To jerk-off purely out of sheer sexual frustration or desperation.

"Man, that ho at the club was grinding on me for like two hours, then she left with my friggin' roommate! I gotta' go beat the brains out of the little soldier!!!"

by richard vendor October 22, 2012

baby bird

An exposed testicle, intentional or not.

"Dude! next time you spot me on bench press, wear some longer shorts! You're totally sporting a baby bird!"

or

"Man, that blond is hot! I'm gonna' sit across from her and flash the baby bird!"

by richard vendor October 22, 2012

shrumped

Flaccid from overuse. Shriveled and semi-erect penis, typically due to too much sex.

We fucked like six times last night, until my dick was shrumped. Then I kicked the bitch out.

by richard vendor October 22, 2012

Dick Vendor

1) A man with extreme prowess with the opposite sex.

Literally like a vendor of his dick, or a "dick vendor."

2) A total do-wrong. Scammer or shiester.

1) The ladies love Dick Vendor

2) That cat stole our taxi! Dick Vendor!!!

by richard vendor October 29, 2012

tweak the bean

1) When a girl masturbates by exposing her clitoris with two fingers, and rubbing it with a third finger.

2) Clitoral stimulation

"Dancing with those guys really got me worked-up! I am going home to tweak the bean!"

or:

"Dude, it's so easy to give her an earthshaking nut! Just be sure to tweak the bean, and she'll cum all over the place!"

by richard vendor October 22, 2012

cumming around the mountain

When a woman gets-off by rubbing herself on your chest.

Man, after the season finale of "Idol" last week, there was a huge after party. I hear that Paula Abdul was Cumming Around the Mountain on one of the contestants! I wish I was there!

by richard vendor October 22, 2012