Definitions by richard vendor

Dick Vendor 

1) A man with extreme prowess with the opposite sex.

Literally like a vendor of his dick, or a "dick vendor."

2) A total do-wrong. Scammer or shiester.

1) The ladies love Dick Vendor

2) That cat stole our taxi! Dick Vendor!!!

Dick Vendor by richard vendor October 29, 2012

niggerpulese 

The African God of trash-talking.

Your momma so ghetto, her birth stone is crack!

"Niggerpulese!"

niggerpulese by richard vendor October 23, 2012

baby bird

An exposed testicle, intentional or not.

"Dude! next time you spot me on bench press, wear some longer shorts! You're totally sporting a baby bird!"

or

"Man, that blond is hot! I'm gonna' sit across from her and flash the baby bird!"

baby bird by richard vendor October 22, 2012

beat the brains out of the little soldier 

To jerk-off purely out of sheer sexual frustration or desperation.

"Man, that ho at the club was grinding on me for like two hours, then she left with my friggin' roommate! I gotta' go beat the brains out of the little soldier!!!"

beat the brains out of the little soldier by richard vendor October 22, 2012

cumming around the mountain

When a woman gets-off by rubbing herself on your chest.

Man, after the season finale of "Idol" last week, there was a huge after party. I hear that Paula Abdul was Cumming Around the Mountain on one of the contestants! I wish I was there!

cumming around the mountain by richard vendor October 22, 2012

flog the floppies 

To smack the shit out of a girl's titties as she is climaxing. Rough tit play.

Friend 1: Man, your girl seems kind of freaky. She's all over me. She says it's okay with you if I fuck her!?

Friend 2: Yeah, dude. Go for it...I just can't keep up with the slut. Just remember to flog the floppies when she cums.

flog the floppies by richard vendor October 22, 2012

shrumped

Flaccid from overuse. Shriveled and semi-erect penis, typically due to too much sex.

We fucked like six times last night, until my dick was shrumped. Then I kicked the bitch out.

shrumped by richard vendor October 22, 2012