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by richard vendor October 23, 2012
Get the niggerpulese mug.1) When a girl masturbates by exposing her clitoris with two fingers, and rubbing it with a third finger.
2) Clitoral stimulation
2) Clitoral stimulation
"Dancing with those guys really got me worked-up! I am going home to tweak the bean!"
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"Dude, it's so easy to give her an earthshaking nut! Just be sure to tweak the bean, and she'll cum all over the place!"
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"Dude, it's so easy to give her an earthshaking nut! Just be sure to tweak the bean, and she'll cum all over the place!"
by richard vendor October 22, 2012
Get the tweak the bean mug."Man, that ho at the club was grinding on me for like two hours, then she left with my friggin' roommate! I gotta' go beat the brains out of the little soldier!!!"
by richard vendor October 22, 2012
Get the beat the brains out of the little soldier mug.1) A man with extreme prowess with the opposite sex.
Literally like a vendor of his dick, or a "dick vendor."
2) A total do-wrong. Scammer or shiester.
Literally like a vendor of his dick, or a "dick vendor."
2) A total do-wrong. Scammer or shiester.
by richard vendor October 29, 2012
Get the Dick Vendor mug."Whoa! I totally walked in on your roommates last night, and they were BOTH playing with pearl! I had to pull out my cock and join them!"
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"Maybe you would not be so sore, madam, if you spent a bit less time playing with pearl."
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"Maybe you would not be so sore, madam, if you spent a bit less time playing with pearl."
by richard vendor October 22, 2012
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Get the shrumped mug.Man, after the season finale of "Idol" last week, there was a huge after party. I hear that Paula Abdul was Cumming Around the Mountain on one of the contestants! I wish I was there!
by richard vendor October 22, 2012
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