richard black's definitions

hung chow

Constipation. Unable to defecate.

Joe writhed, grunted, farted but he could not pass the rock-hard fecal matter. Last night's chow was definitely hung.

by Richard Black March 3, 2005

missionary position

A job teaching religion as in darkest Africa.

When I get out of the seminary, I'm going to Africa to take a missionary position.

by Richard Black September 18, 2007

bikini wax

pubic hair wax;also used by males who wear bikinis and want hair-free nuts and crotch

Since Tyrone started using bikini wax his crotch skin was as soft as a baby's. His dates were happy not to have pubes in their mouths when they were forced to deepthroat the eleven inch pole.

by Richard Black March 19, 2005

puke

ejaculate or sperm being expelled from the penis

Takeshia was playing with Tyrone's big erected pecker. She kissed it, it puked on her, so she broke its neck and it collapsed.

by Richard Black March 11, 2005

insatiable

adj. cannot be satisfied; must have more

Tyrone masturbates three or four times a morning while he is shaving or showering in preparation for spending the day with Brie Ann. He can lay with her for hours and bust even more nuts, so it is safe to say he has a sex drive that is insatiable.

by Richard Black May 4, 2005

coathanger abortion

Inserting a coathanger with the curved hook as far into the vagina as it will go. Pierce the fetal sac with the hook and voila, you have an abortion.

Brie Ann couldn't very well win the Miss Nude Beach Contest showing three months, so Tyrone flattened her stomach with a coathanger abortion.

by Richard Black May 23, 2005

Jevver

A southern phrase for "Did you ever?"

Jevver skip school on Friday?

by Richard Black March 28, 2005