richard black's definitions

numbnut

A retarted male who has been castrated so that he will not rape a girl and produce another retard.

The parents of the retarded boy decided to have him castrated when he was seen humping a dog. He is now a numbnut.

by Richard Black March 28, 2005

tit fuck

A little lubricant is needed in order to practice this sex act.

Saliva, KY, vaseline or any scented, edible lubricant.

Tyrone got so carried away in his titfuck of Takesia that he shot off in her face.

by Richard Black March 30, 2005

jury

In ebonics, the black word for jewelry.

Comeshia got all of her jury at Woolsworth.

by Richard Black March 28, 2005

choad

A large, well defined turd with intestine lines and pieces of undigested peanuts.

Tyrone and Takeshia got out of the swimming pool fast when a large choad floated by.

by Richard Black March 11, 2005

welfare queen

n. a lazy, un-wed, child-bearing woman who in the U.S. who milks government assistance for every penny she can. Created by LBJ in his Great Society plan and perpetuated by subsequent presidents.

Zaquina had five illegitimate children by five different men. She qualified for a hefty stipend, medicaide, and food stamps from the government.

She deprived her children of necessities and was able to buy herself a new Cadillac and a new house. Zaquina was, indeed, a welfare queen.

by Richard Black April 17, 2005

Happy Ending

An expression for having sex at the end of a date.

After dinner and the movies and making out in the car in front of the house, Brie Ann invited Tyrone up to her bedroom for a happy ending. Having sex was the happy ending for the date.

by Richard Black December 28, 2010

house boy

During slavery, a favored, nice-looking male chattel who was a servant for the his owner's family inside the big house. Envied and often detested by other slaves his age. What is little known is his special bedroom service to the mistress of the house when the master was gone especially if he was near or over eighteen years of age.

Marse Connell returned from Utlanna a full night early and found Sam and Miss Nellie in bed together, a candle glistening on Sam's naked back when Marse pulled back the bed covers. Marse walked down the hall, got a double barrel shotgun, returned to the bedroom and blew Sam away.

by Richard Black March 21, 2005