richard black's definitions

troll

Usually an older, fat homosexual who can no longer attract a trick but wants to watch or interrupt those who are tricking. Often seen in secluded areas where there are public homosexual acts.

Jake had just gone down on his knees to give Tyrone some head, when out of nowhere walks up this fat troll.

by Richard Black February 27, 2005

bugger

A nasal scraping derived from inhaled soil and mixed with nasal secretions and dried.

Dale dug and dug into his nose until he removed a bugger the size of a dime. He quickly flicked it across the school room and it landed in Sally's hair.

by Richard Black March 10, 2005

glory hole

In some porn shops professionally drilled penis holes with painted lips, heads, butts for the purpose of anonymous sex in the form of fellatio or buggery.

Beware, the guy on the other side might be straight and have a lit cigarette!

Jimmy learned to wait for a signal from the other side of the stall wall where the glory hole was.

His horniness suddenly left him when he stuck his cock through the glory hole and a straight guy touched the head of his cock with a lit cigarette.

by Richard Black March 2, 2005

beer piss

Extra urine produced by a human body that has consumed several cans/bottles of beer.

Preferred by gays into water sports.

Tyrone was the favorite to give golden showers simply because of the volume of urine he produced while drinking.

by Richard Black March 12, 2005

cock teaser

n. A man who exposes usually a large dick in public at x-rated stores or movies, strokes it only to tease gays and refuses to let them touch it.

Elmer sat in the aisle seat at the Capri Adult Theater and stroked his twelve inches so everybody could see. If anybody tried to sit down next to him or touch him, he pushed them away. He was a real cock teaser because he had a gorgeous cock. He got off on teasing the gays.

by Richard Black May 4, 2005

packin

The size of your penis.

Hey, Shi'Thead, how much you packin? I see quite a levi bulge in your jeans.

by Richard Black March 17, 2005

choad

A large, well defined turd with intestine lines and pieces of undigested peanuts.

Tyrone and Takeshia got out of the swimming pool fast when a large choad floated by.

by Richard Black March 11, 2005