richard black's definitions

knock up

To implant semen in the womb for the purpose of uniting with an egg to form a fetus, therefore stopping menstruation and causing the body to expand as the fetus grows.

The purpose of Tyrone forcing sex on Brie Ann, the prom queen, was to knock up the queen and also to knock her off the throne and change her attitude. Brie Ann had been rubbing him the wrong way for months. Now she could think about this for years.

by Richard Black April 7, 2005

peterbilt

stud, strong, macho, manly; like the guys who drive the trucks of the same name.

The girls all fell for Mike because he was a real Peterbilt.

by Richard Black March 30, 2005

Squeet

A word that compresses the sentence, "Let's go eat." Heard in Southern dialect.

Squeet some doughnuts at the morning break.

by Richard Black August 4, 2007

Piss Chunks

Bite size pieces of watermelon. When eating watermelon properly, one usually uses a knife and fork and eats chunks of watermelon which are like bite-size pieces of the fruit. Watermelon is mainy water so eating a lot of it causes one to urinate frequently, the same as drinking beer does.

"Son, put some salt on those piss chunks, and you won't have to go so often."

by Richard Black August 18, 2006

jewelry

n. body baubles or adornments, incorrectly spelled as jewelery by editors of UD. Jury is the spelling and pronounciation in ebonics.

Tyrone finally broke down and went to the jury store to buy Brie Ann and himself a wedding ring set. The jeweler at the jewelery store assayed the total stone weight in all three bands as twenty-fourth of a carat in diamond weight. The diamonds were blinding in the sunlight! This was jewelry fit for a queen

by Richard Black January 16, 2006

tricked

Having had sex with a casual partner.

Eddie picked up Clyde at the bar, took him home, gave him another drink, and then tricked with him.

by Richard Black March 14, 2005

solid quarter

n. In ebonics the coin with George Washington's picture on the obverse side. It can be 'broken' into several combinations of lesser valued coins.

Shi'thead to the grocery store cashier, "Give me a solid quarter for these two dimes and a nickel."

by Richard Black October 8, 2007